Wait Mommy, NO! Wait, wait, hold on. I'm not wearing my shorts. I need my shorts, Mommy! Wait, please!
Oh, hush, sweetie. Come along, now. We don't have time for this. We're already running late.
But, but... People might see me. They, they'll, see my, my, diaper.
Oh, I'm sure they will, sweetie. A cute little crinkle butt like you, waddling around, following his pretty Mommy like a silly little duck. Quack! Quack!
I'm just teasing. No one's paying attention. So, stop your fussing, potty pants. I've got your diaper bag right here. There's an extra pair of shorts in here somewhere.
Can I have em, now? Mommy, PLEASE!
Oh, that's enough, now. You know as well as I do, once we get there it'll be time for a change anyway. Once you're in a clean diaper again, Mommy will get your shorts for you. Don't worry, we'll get your diaper booty coverd up before you're out of the car.
In the car? You can't change me in the car! Someone might see me!
Again with this? Just stop. Mommy most certainly can, and will, change your butt in the back seat of the car, or anywhere else, if I see fit! Ever since you wanted Mommy to 'take charge,' you no longer have any say in how I handle your care. Remember you wanted all this. You should have though long and hard about giving up control, and what 'back to babyhood' really means. I'm not playing around at this, you don't get to just pick and choose whatever you feel like in the moment.
Now, stop worrying, I'll be quick, I can't have you waddling around in a yucky diaper while we're out and about, baby. Besides, even with your shorts on, I'm sure you'll still attract a few stares and giggles. But it's fine. Soon you'll adapt, and you won't even notice after awhile. Just like how you use your diapees now, you hardly even notice, anymore. Now, stop doddling, baby butt, and hurry up!
