Stucktosomemice

But you can call me Stuck

[stucktosomemice]

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[ambearx]

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[ambearx]

when tumblr kills the quality wow

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[taemsgirl]

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there she go

[iloveleagueoflegends]

dyrus… T_T

[dyrus]

hey that’s me

[helpfulvillager]

So, Dan is in a commercial about senators (x)

[launcelct-deactivated20160325]

[thebootydiaries]

farha’s guide to success 

[so-glad-were-neighbors-deactiva]

BRUHHH MY FACEBOOK FEED WAS WONDERFUL TODAY!!! THEY DRAGGED THIS MAN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL I CANT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[reinasof]

they put his ass on blast im truly screaming

[attackher-andyouattackme]

Are you the Suffering Bisexual™, Dead Lesbian™, or Thriving Straight™ ???

[xoxsaramari]

Krispy Kreme Japan spring donuts

[dinuguan]

‘til paul do us blart

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[victorious]

Never gets old

[j3sh]

[omoshiro-i]

me: *saves file*

me: *closes program*

program: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CLOSE WITHOUT SAVING?

me: *nervously saves again*

[j6]

this is true friendship my friends

[zdorik-sandorik]

[biochip-archive]

#possibly the worst photoset in existence 

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

man, all you gotta do is to imagine steve doing all of these post-cap2:

1. pressed shoulder to shoulder with bucky on the couch, watching their old war tapes, ha you looked like such a weiner with your hair like that

2. getting calls from natasha!! all hours of the night and day. steve’ll be jogging or something and his cell will buzz and it’ll be from an unlisted number, hey what is your opinion on [deep philosophical/moral/political issue] and also rhodey wants your rsvp for the batchelor party, he knows you’ve been avoiding him and wants you to know that despite what tony says there’s NOT going to be strippers.

she also gives him rides to and from visiting peggy. on the drives back she plays harry james and lets steve be silent and nostalgic, looking out the window

3. sam loves open-air cafes, loves any excuse to eat outside. every sunday, he and steve will pick a new one to brunch in, obstinately to round out steve’s 21st century culinary education, but mostly so that sam can update his not-so-secret foodie blog. as they sip their coffee after the meal, steve brings out a small sketchpad and draws buildings, people, and a lot of sam’s face as he hunches over his laptop, muttering about the consistency of chocolate mousse.

4. bucky’s crammed into that seat by the window, leaning into steve’s space as he hotly debates the artistic merits of inception versus early hitchcock films with natasha, who’s sitting in the perpendicular seat. it’s dissolved into russian and steve’s worried that they’re either conspiring to kill someone or go halfsies on a wedding present for tony & pepper without cutting steve in like they promised. sam’s hanging onto the rail by steve’s shoulder, scrolling through imgur on this phone. occasionally he’ll shove it in steve’s face and 9/10 times it’ll be a picture of some kid dressed up like captain america. or falcon. steve can’t help but smile, soft and ridiculous, every single time.

(they’re going out drinking, they’re going home to crash, they’re going to kill a man. doesn’t matter. they’re young-ish adults in the city that never sleeps. they’ll figure it out.)