Recovering Perfectionist

[pictureperfectpalettes]

Summer Sea

[camaronez]

thesis statement: i just think it’s funny how…

body paragraph: first of all…

conclusion: so next time you…

[mj-holland]

[camaronez]

thesis statement: i just think it’s funny how…

body paragraph: first of all…

conclusion: so next time you…

[recoup-deactivated20180222]

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

[naturaekos]

It’s all about the first person you wanna tell good news to.

The Weeknd

(via naturaekos)

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

[cacophonoussymphony-blog]

[kushandwizdom]

You may see me struggle but you will never see me quit.

Unknown (via kushandwizdom)

[nevver]

Stop your sobbing

[partylikeits2007]

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

*puts my hand on your discouraged shoulder* not only are you smart and capable, but your potential is immeasurable and you will go on to do great things in your life time

[anshelinasholie]

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

[silverthreadsandneedles]

[poems-and-words]

[champagnepuppies]

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

[blacklodge2]

fuck with a psych major then

[champagnepuppies]

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

[gaterade]

fuck with an art major then

[champagnepuppies]

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

[laterinthecaveoflesbians-deacti]

Fuck with a film major

[champagnepuppies]

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

[sourpunchfuck]

i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields

[baasicbooklover]

@astroloholics you should do the signs as the people in this post lmao

[astroloholics]

Business Major: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Capricorn

Psych Major: Virgo, Aquarius

Art Major: Cancer, Libra, Pisces

Film Major: Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius

[catwitching]