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Kakashi: Naruto, we tried your plan.

Naruto: No we didn’t!

Kakashi: We did in my head. It didn’t work.

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Naruto: I need an adult.

Kakashi: I’m an adult.

Naruto: I need a different adult.

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Sakura: What did I tell you about calling Sasuke the devil?

Naruto: That it’s offensive to the devil?

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Tsunade: Get me a vodka on the rocks

Shizune: It's breakfast time

Tsunade: ...and a piece of toast?

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Suigetsu: God released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

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Naruto: When Sasuke and I used to go the movies, he would always try to guess the ending of the movie. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time.

Naruto: even when we saw Ratatouille.

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howl-miint replied to your chat “Sakura: So I’m bi - Ino: [gasps hopefully] Sakura: -lingual....”

@stuff-naruto-didnt-say i believe the source is Thomas Sanders vine

Thanks! It’s fixed 

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Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.

Sasuke, probably

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Shizune: Are you drinking?

Tsunade: Don’t judge me, it’s been a long week.

Shizune: It’s 7am on a Tuesday.

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Ino and Sakura: [Reach for the food at the same time, their hands touch. Looks into each other’s eyes, a magic moment]

Naruto and Sasuke: [Reach for the food at the same time, their fingers touch]

Naruto: Get your ugly hands off my fries

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Sasuke: Love is a fucking scam. Eat a mango, bitch.

Naruto: :)

Sasuke: Last statement cancelled. Love is real. Eat a mango with someone you love. Naruto, come here.

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Naruto: [ordering cake over the phone]

Shop Employee: And what would you like your cake to say?

Naruto: [covering the phone to look at Sakura] Do we want a talking cake?

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Shino: Kiba, you think every round fruit is an apple.

Kiba: No I don’t.

Shino, holding up cherries: What are these?

Kiba: Tiny apples.

Shino, pointing at pumpkins: And what are those?

Kiba: Halloween apples.

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Sakura: I'm cold.

Ino: Well here, take my jacket.

Sakura: I love you.

Naruto: [looks pointedly at Sasuke] I'm cold too.

Sasuke: Well damn, Naruto. I can't control the weather.

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Naruto: If you were a flower, I'd pick you.

Sasuke: Which would kill me.

Naruto: ...I would water you constantly then.

Sasuke: So I'd drown.

Naruto: Put you out in the sunniest spot?

Sasuke: So I'd wither up and die.

Naruto: I'm trying my best here

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Ino: What’s your blood type?

Sakura: How would I know?

Ino: How would you not?

Sakura: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Ino: You don’t know your OWN blood type, but you know who discovered them??

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Sakura: Leonardo Dicaprio is neither a Leo or Capricorn. He's a Scorpio and that pisses me off.

Naruto: Leonardo Descorpio