IDK

I don't really know what going on but I do enjoy stuff

[fuckass-bird-blog]

[doctorsiren]

some sxf meme redraws from the other week

[goth-queen]

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[catchymemes]

[general-zurgane]

GHHGHGDDGHHHHGFD

[general-zurgane]

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

[dragongirlsweetie]

you can use the WASD keys to type the letters w, a, s, and d, respectively, on your computer

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[weirdmageddon]

have you guys seen this guy haunted daily by randomly placed white rugs on dream islands yet

he’s started posting daily rug sighting updates now

[natalieironside]

One time I was standing around outside with some ppl (idr what we were doing) and I was very very sleepy so I did a big dramatic yawn like a kitty cat.

And this lady came out of the group, very angry, amd shouted at me: "Hey! Cover your fucking mouth when you do that!"

I (1) had never before been told that one ought to cover one's mouth when one yawns and (2) was much too sleepy to conduct discourse on the matter, so I in socratic fashion replied ". . . What?"

And then she said a sentence that I will remember for the rest of my life. She said: "If you yawn without covering your mouth again, I will report you for sexual harassment."

To which I retorted: ". . . What?"

And she narrowed her eyes at me suspicious-like and said "I know what you're trying to do" and she walked away and I never saw her again.

To this day I wonder what indescretion I'm meant to have committed. Do I yawn hornily? Did I put too much cunt in my yawn and so got mistaken for some sort of yawn fetishist? I Do Not Know.

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[roboco-san]

[zooophagous]

My Doordasher got a really good photo of Aster

[foldingfittedsheets]

This is a full on horror movie poster. This photo has it all. Contrast, ominous tones, unsettling framing, an innocent who is about to be targeted. Groceries.

It’s the complete package.

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

[aggot]

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage