A man is driving down the road and sees a sign that says, “Talking Dog for Sale.” He stops and rings the bell. The owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man walks into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
“So, what’s your story?” the man asks.
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time, they had me traveling around the world, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one ever suspected a dog of being a spy. I was a top agent for eight years! But the jet-setting really tired me out. So, I moved back here, settled down, and now I just live a simple life.”
The man is amazed. He asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
The owner replies, “Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!”