Stuff Marty Said

Musings of a 6 year-old.

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Marty: "What kind of ribs are these?"

Me: "Pork."

Marty: "Have we ever had dolphin ribs?"

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Dad has there ever been a gamer Prime Minister?

Marty, my 10 year old

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Japanese TV

Marty: “I need a Halls.”

Me: “Why?”

Marty: “I had to translate the subtitles on a Japanese show for my brothers."

Me: "Why do you need a Halls?"

Marty: "My throat's sore."

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Whoa, dad I think I just hit puberty.

- Marty, my 10 year old son

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Hungry Hippos is a game about torturing hippos while having fun at the same time.

- Marty, my 10 year old

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When I was in Grade 2 my biggest fear was wolves that could stand on two feet.

- Marty, my 9 year old

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"Dad the guy who wears the Barney suit went to jail for hiding drugs in his tail."

- Marty, my 9 year old

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If you kiss for 3 hours you make a baby.

- Marty, my 9 year old

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Here's my advice: drop out of school, get a job, and get a life.

- Marty, my 9 year old

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The worst part about being a Siamese twin is they'd know if you had a crush on someone.

- Marty, my 9 year old

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Siri: find me an angry cat

- Marty, my 9 year old

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“Dad, are evil people actually evil?”

- Marty, my 9 year old

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“There’s too many carbs in my life.”

- Marty, my 9 year old

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“I don’t want to get old and soggy."

- Marty, my 9 year old

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"What happens when Santa sees you naked?"

- Marty, my 9 year old

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"Actually the reason you're a boy is because the doctor figured that out"

- Marty, my 9 year old

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“Hey dad, if you need a job, Dominos is hiring."

- Marty, my 9 year old son