"Hmm, it is nice to speak with someone who has more intelligence than a dead fish."
"And one that isn’t a smart ass all the time. *Snickers*"
"I can handle a smart ass. It is the idiots I can't stand."
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@stumpy-grumpy
"Hmm, it is nice to speak with someone who has more intelligence than a dead fish."
"And one that isn’t a smart ass all the time. *Snickers*"
"I can handle a smart ass. It is the idiots I can't stand."
"Who the fuck are you?"
Matthew Sorel. Assassin in training."
"What do you want, novice?"
"I would prefer not to speak of the past."
"I can understand that. The past is the past."
"Hmm, it is nice to speak with someone who has more intelligence than a dead fish."
theblacklightvirus and rebornhivemother entered the bureau
"To-do list: Puts locks on all the entrances."
Hey Malik, sir." Matt says with respect.
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Of course not, brother."
"Like I said: Tragic."
"You?"
"I would prefer not to speak of the past."
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"Oh, you are a perceptive one."
"And…no."
"Oh, fantastic! I’m guessing with your attitude no one would miss you if you suddenly disappeared, right? Because I’m about to make you disappear if you don’t start answering me, you one-armed asshole."
"Is that supposed to offend me?" He laughed outright.
"Ten years. And I started at age 6… It sucked."
"Like I said: Tragic."
"As much as fighting to stay alive. I know that one a little bit more than I should…"
"Sounds tragic."
"I’be actually heard it so many times I can just find it as soon as it comes out of someone’s mouth. It’s just something I learned. *Smiles*"
"A valuable skill to be learned, indeed."
rebornhivemother:
"Well, I thought it was New York Zero, but by the look of your clothes and the….smells around here, I doubt I’m right. Now, are you going to continue being a smartass or do I have to slap some sense into you?"
"Oh, you are a perceptive one."
"And...no."
"Oh, great attitude. Are you always like this?"
"Yes."
"It is a pretty good surprise. *Laughs*"
"Nice to see someone who can take sarcasm."
sassmasterswift entered the bureau
"What?"
"That’s actually quite funny, I doubt that would have been enough to stop me. But you do what makes you feel better. Now…where am I exactly?"
"I can see you are one of those types." He grunted, unfazed. "Where do you think you are?"