Fük

i am henning.

[not-thesheriffssecretpolice]

got bones?

[porterr-robinson]

[jade-sutures]

Defense against a guy in a chair

[goon]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

[fogfens]

[unclefather]

me trying to lure you out of your house so i can plunge an ice pick into your jugular 

[henstomper]

how they got trotsky

[coffee-is-lovely]

[kaijuno]

So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

[myautismyells]

OP don’t leave us in suspense

[kaijuno]

420

[anticapitilizationbureau-deacti]

“jk it was 158″

I’m not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq.  You better not be pulled our collective legs here.

[kaijuno]

No that was the score I got. I’ve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. It’s just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. It’s basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isn’t really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.

[skittlesandnarwhals]

also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.

[kaijuno]

That’s a good point lol I’m good at physics but like….. can’t work an oven and I’m not allowed to use weedwhackers

[emilyblaine]

“Not allowed to use weedwhackers”…plz elaborate

[kaijuno]

They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins

[learapproves]

I’m losing my shit over out of context vintage comic panels, like

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[targent]

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

[campbell-soup]

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

[thenatsdorf]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via matsuda98)

[jhameia]

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

[cringeassremakingnaenaebaby-dea]

cis men and cis women are just as valid as real men and women 💜👍😚😙 fight hate 💜💙💛💓😀💘 #ProCis #NoHate #LiveLaughLove

[cringeassremakingnaenaebaby-dea]

this is the same for heteros! you should respect them as much as you respect normal people 😊😀😀💙💙💙 only love!

[prideprejudce]

it’s officially the first day of spring which means porridge weather is over and hozier is finally done making his oatmeal and can now again release MUSIC 

[prideprejudce]

for those of you who are ignorant of hozier’s hibernation habits

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[corporation-cats]

[theadventuresofmichaelpawlak]

If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]