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divorce brings pipis to the worst places
Unfortunately plagued by thoughts of them being bitterly divorced
Unfortunately
plagued by thoughts of them being
bitterly divorced
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
(part three of my villain x hero saga, wherein Rhetoric finally has an audience for all this drama
beginning, previous chapter)
Phase 2: Lights! Cameras! Action!
If you forgot it existed, there's a Pretty Woman-inspired Joble fic I write sometimes! And now there's an update! Same dummies, different universe.
Chapter 14 of This Charming Man is on ao3. ❤🌶
Being on Xianzhou, and having everyone refer to us as a short-life species. I can't help but wonder just how long Trailblazer would "naturally" live. Because if you pick the right question, you learn from Kafka that you were 'artificially created', and you literally have a stellaron inside of you, alongside the favour of a few gods for the drama.
So I wonder if Trailblazer follows the same short life-limit as others, or if they're destined for something longer due to the strange reality of their existence. Y'know, assuming something or someone doesn't murder us first lol
mole interest
ok but holy fuck look at this little thing
"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
would u share the cube of spagooti with me
Looks like someone asked for iced tea without the tea 🥤 🧊
(Spoiler Alert: It was Rosa)
You ever heard of that thing they used to do in Medieval times called Perpetual Stew? Where you’d just have a pot boiling that you’d add whatever shit you farmed/picked up in the woods that day without ever emptying the pot? Pretty interesting.
Because yeah well I do that too but instead of stew it’s my laundry and the pot is my dryer. Like some sort of cleanliness cauldron I just pull from when I wake from my stupor in the morning.
Not to mention the poor sock that’s been in there for 16 loads waiting for the heat to finally unravel its stitching so it can be free from the Hell that is Perpetual Laundry. But in the meantime it’s just like
Trans guy in media or webcomic: K...Kyaa..! I cant l-let them know i have.......a............cookie.....KYAAA >.< MY CIS BOY CRUSH WILL LAUGH ME OUT OF SCHOOL!! ..A-AND MY EMBARASSED HORMONES...!!
Trans guy irl,smoking a cigar: EY BAWSS. WANNA KNO SOMETHIN FUNNY??
Trans guy irl 2,wearing those knuckle spike things: YEAWH TONEY??
Trans guy irl ,beating the shit out of a guy: WESE BOTH GOT VAGINAS!!
Trans guy irl and Trans guy irl 2 ,beating the shit out of a guy: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Sir, that’s my emotional support Hadvar.
First time I played Skyrim I was barely aware there was a choice as to who you escape Helgen with so I went with Hadvar because he was in my line of sight. Then I got attached and now I always go with him when starting a new game.
also like. why does hadvar have 200% more personality and dialogue than… ANY other character in this game?? was he supposed to be the protagonist? is he the dragonborn and just doesn’t know it yet?