Round 1 Poll 16
Jessica/Letty vs Dib/Tallest Red
Jessica/Letty
Dib/Tallest Red
cracks knuckles.
even disregarding my two years of batshittery, and radr sounding like raider or purrhaps radar which is awesome and badass,
i actually have purrfectly good reasons to be so invested in these two morons ((well, three, mewsually, but yknow))
there is of course the surface level of zim hatred and zim torture. theyve both had to deal with zim being zim fur, in their opinions, too long. an easy bonding moment, but theres more to it than the zim hate club
i think!! there is a pawtential fur growth here. the tallest have spent who knows how long now vegetating and wallowing in their own hedonism, neifur of them have had that many oppurrtunities to actually. yknow. think that hard
then comes this dipshit who doesnt give a single fuck about their pawsition or their impurrtance in irken society. hes going to go right up to them and demand their ip address and how to kill them
and red. sadly. as we all know. tends to be a bit of an enabler who is way too patient with these kinds of people
and that spells his downfall.
i want mew. to remember. that dib and the tallest ((and gir)) spent an ENTIRE WEEK calling eachofur through zims base and by the end of it dib seemed to be having a purretty good time ((to both of their utter confusement))
spending time around this little weirdo, who doesnt back down, who can only be placated by actually Telling him stuff ((infurmation that doesnt necessarily have to be true,,,)), and will interrupt mew at efurry turn,,,,,
red seems to jump at his oppurrtunities to feel smart and mewseful. dib starts rivalries with efurry poor alien shmuck he meets. it gives him a challenge in the boring monotonous mundanity of tallest life
dib,,,, has got to learn to lighten the fuck up
and actually, that is what he does on that week call. hes doing a funny little jig. reds hedonism is actually a purretty good thing, in this case. maybe chill the fuck out befur red tells mew the diffurences between the 1x00045 model of spittle runner vs the 1x00048. maybe go get a snack. do a little dance furst
this would also, of course, make both of them worse too. but mostly just dib. its hard to get worse than a murderous dictator
red, fur all his purride, tends to underestimate these shouty little beasts bothering him. i dont blame him. just look at his big ol head! so dumb looking. but dibs entire deal is a ravenous desire to know efurrything in the most violent, odd, and intense ways pawssible. sheesh kid, lighten up. mewre making red look too agreeable. maybe listening to dib mansplain how his galaxy conquering plans can be impurroved a bit too closely. eugh
dib, fur all his own purride, is an idiot. the influence ((and appurroval?)) of a murderous dictator would get his nonexistent puppy tail wagging. itd purrobably also get his moral compass weighing a bit too fur on the grey side. actually make that the Definitely Morally Wrong side, while he thinks really hard about how easy itd be to wipe the entire irken race out of their leaders are this stupid. well,,, maybe just 99.9% of irkens. eugh. but red does have a really good point about the benefits of a dark matter drive vs a flux drive! man, maybe with this "secret irken knowledge" he can finally defeat zim-
they have fun togefur :]] but mostly argue and bitch togefur <3
