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#seen in the wild #vampires #thrift finds

that'll ruin your day if you're that person

This is confirmed via Salt Shack’s Facebook page along with this message:

All of human history has been so we can cultivate and craft the best food possible. Thousands of years of artificial selection has made food more edible and tastier. Culture has recorded culinary genius and we stand on the shoulders of giants.

Our purpose is to eat good food!!!

#food

stupidthoights

Man I love showering in the fall

It’s raining outside (cold)

And inside (warm)

#Fall #halloween

The fundamental problem with ramen eggs is that if you eat one ramen egg, you don’t go “well, that was good. I’m satisfied now.” The innate natural reaction to eating a ramen egg is “that was great, can I eat at least five more of these bad boys”

#ramen eggs #nothing makes me google ‘how many eggs can one person safely consume’ than eating ramen eggs #my friends reply to me with gifs of gaston eating a bunch of eggs #you know that egg eating snake?#that’s me

#seen in the wild #seattle is so freaking weird #halloween #nsfw #i guess #i mean the pin just has the word porn in it #but if i had to read the word #pornkin #so do you

Microdosing being stuck in a time look by looping one song and doing data entry

#data entry #time loop #but it’s like #time loop (positive)#today it’s How It’s Done #kpop demon hunters

chelsamander

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

Uh

Because she took it aul in the divorce

Nothing really mattress

#seen in the wild #nothing really mattress

The problem with making ramen eggs is that it's so hard to not eat a truly preposterous amount of eggs in a day

#ramen eggs #it’s so easy #which is a problem #how many is a normal amount of eggs to eat in a day?#5?#because I’m at 5 #i’m using sheer willpower to not eat the other 3 in my fridge

artsekey

Do you think in the event the world ended and we couldn’t reliably make prescription glasses anymore that we’d pass down stronger scripts like hermit crabs getting in a line to change shells?

#seen in the wild #environmental storytelling #amazon #bezos #get fucked #graffiti

So Jesus was definitely circumcised. And God was definitely not circumcised (man in his image obvs). So what secret third thing is going on with the Holy Ghost’s dick?

#shower thought #I have no defense for this stupidity #theology #circumcision

I have a trade deficit with Starbucks because I keep buying iced coffee and they won’t subscribe to my OnlyFans

#trade deficit #us politics #this is the dumbest fucking timeline

#twilight #text screenshot

I like to cook with love. And by love, I mean mushrooms

#mushrooms #fun fact #asia has stricter mushroom standards than the US that’s why shiitake mushrooms taste better when imported #this knowledge has really stepped up my game

What did I have for dinner?

The sane, evasive answer: A salad

The correct, unhinged answer: 4 zucchini

1. Take a zucchini and slice it into circles

2. Spray oil, salt, pepper, grated parmesan reggiano

3. Cook at 425 for like 12-15 min until the parmesan turns brown and crispy

4. Try not to eat it all in one night (you can fail this step)

#recipe #zucchini #also works with yellow squash #i think it’s basically a salad #almost

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