"ABOUT A BOY" SENTENCE STARTERS
"I was hoping to observe - just sort of enjoy everyone else's problems."
"And by 'owe me one,' you mean an orgasm."
"If you could keep your seminude sexual exploits inside your own house, I would really appreciate it."
"I'd prefer if you didn't 'Google' me."
"And you! You! With your meat, and your smoke, and your cardigan!"
"I may not have a job, but I do...things."
"This is the first non-bouncy house party I've been to in 3 years!"
"Your sarcasm is ineffective against my absolute rightness."
"Shall we begin the bondage? As in bonding, not...moving on."
"I know your life is a revolving door of sexual interludes."
"You look good! Like you made an effort."
"Don't you dare intercourse him/her!"
"If it weren't for prison, I'd kill you."
"Sorry, you know I have that whole 'inappropriately blunt when tired' thing."
"I'm gonna take your money, I'm gonna take your pride, but I'm not gonna take your shirt because it doesn't match my skin tone."
"If you love something, lure it to your house with margaritas."
"Contemporary American currency can't help me."
"See? It's always possible to make money no matter how much you reek of poverty."
"Loving your boobs, by the way."
"I forbid you to sleep with him/her!"
"We're gonna finally consummate our relationship - you know, sexually."
"Are you seriously asking me to choose a penguin PowerPoint presentation over sex?"
"People have been arrested for far less than this."
"This might be one of those situations where you're better served speaking with an adult."
"The second fork really adds a sense of occasion."
"Why are you being so weird and aggressive?"
"My life is flashing before my eyes...you're in it a lot."
"I'm gonna go clean the blood out of the treehouse."
"I made you my sad muffins."
"'Certain death' is an overstatement."
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