Jesse, Hal, Sherlock
(okay this was hard. I’ll put her reasoning in brackets otherwise some of this might not make sense)Wed: Jesse(seems weird as she hardly knows him, but he’s in the dodgy crowd so he might be up for the pointless, meaningless vegas-type wedding without actually going ahead with anything else afterwards. Minimum strings attached with this one, probably)Bed: Sherlock(whilst she would definitely rather marry Sherlock over anyone else, it would also have minimal effect on her actual life as they already spend all their time together anyway, for her ‘bed’ is somewhat more than what it might be for most people. Being her with her general personal space issues, when presented with the following evidence: Hal would go all blood-lusty and kill her, and she hardly knows Jesse at all and therefore would probably panic if he so much as hugged her. She could probably only bear to do it with Sherlock because she trusts him regardless of any other feelings that might or might not be there)Behead: Hal (she really wouldn’t want to at all, it just seems logically fair as he’s lived a lot longer, bc let’s face it she ain’t gonna kill Sherlock, and it hardly seems right to kill a 25 year old instead of someone over 500. just to clarify, she really really wouldn't want to.)
