StutteringGiant

Well Hello there, my name is Brandon. I'm into Photoshop, Anime, Comics, Manga, Tacos, Abridging, CreepyPastas, Games, Music, and basically everything else. If you ever want to talk, just send me a message. I promise that I'll probably write back. Oh, and I REALLY REALLY enjoy making puns. sc_online_t(788739,"Weebs Online","170ddb"); Tumblr Users Online Counter

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

[shock]

my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason

[scuttlepup]

In the same vein, my favorite is when you say “maybe you should just git gud” to a gamer-dude because, despite the fact that in the year of our lord 2017 it should be physically impossible to take that phrase seriously, they will always, and without exception pull a fully annotated powerpoint out of their deep assholes on how they actually are quite good at videogames and they have a very high gamerscore actually and have won many tournaments so I’ll have you know-

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[runawaymarbles]

Seattle’s new mayor is a lesbian who is getting sworn in in November instead of January because the old mayor has to resign because it turns out he has sexually abused at least 4 underage boys

Currently winning the race for sheriff is a woman married to another woman. Currently losing the race is the incumbent sheriff accused of raping and then intimidating into silence at least one woman.

Queer women taking the jobs of abusive men is a trend I am really behind and hope we can carry on to 2020

[twitterlols]

I would trust him to defend my life

[mymodernmet]

Man Builds Custom-Made Monopoly Board to Propose to His Girlfriend

[giraffepoliceforce]

That man has a lot of guts, assuming anyone will still love him halfway through a game of Monopoly.

[stevengrcnt]

when ur blogging in public and it feels like someone’s just 

[lmaonade]

if i was a billionaire i’d pay random college kids tuition but also my house would be a giant gamecube 

[snowfallandfrostywishes]

someone: it’s the last month of summer. we better enjoy it while we can and wear summer clothes and participate in summer activities–

me: 

[toshio]

[ectoviolet]

i have literally no understanding of why computers work. how the fuck are a bunch of ones and zeroes which represent basically an on/off switch, going 2 translate into Video Games. thats like if i just flickered the lights in my bedroom real fast in a specific order and then suddenly i was playing skyrim. 

[mindfulwrath]

{videogame = true}

[baeddelshinsgirl]

That is, literally, what a computer is. If you could flick your lights in your bedroom about twelve billion times a second, in a specific order, you could in fact suddenly play Skyrim in your bedroom.

[balambwanderer]

#i guess you can truly play skyrim on anything

[return-of-the-trinidude]

Please don’t give Todd Howard anymore ideas. Please.

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

Please port Doom to my bedroom

[sarahseeandersen]

[respectfulmemes]

[fuckyeahgravityfalls]

[pixeloutput]

Dva Idle2 by Z-studios

[wagonsketchesagain]

When you get a good ult

[scapewolf]

Switching mains in Overwatch.