[laslloronas]

[a-nybodys]

maybe if we all hold hands and wish hard enough alecto the ninth will appear fully formed for all of us

[pisshandkerchief]

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

[irlwakko]

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

[a-nybodys]

[twinkboobs-deactivated20250801]

drowned in a puddle today. thanks for nothing to my useless mutuals who did nothing to help

[klapollo]

here's what you're gonna do. as the temperature gets low you start buying chapstick. you buy one anywhere you see them -- a drugstore, ulta, the supermarket. they cost a buck and change individually. buy whatever flavor you want, there are five thousand of em. marshmallow and cake batter are really good. buy em individually or in multipacks. you get a veritable weapons stockpile of chapstick. then you disperse. one in a pocket of each coat you wear in the winter. one in each bag you take out. one by your bed, one in your locker at work. let no crevice of your life be without a lip balm within arm's reach. if one goes missing, replace it immediately or they will all begin to disappear one by one because that is the nature of those wily things. do not get caught unawares. there are few pains in this life worse than having your lips be dry and sore with nothing to soothe them. heed my words. yes you can substitute burts bees or vaseline or whatever but for the love of God do not even entertain buying that eos shit i dont care how pretty it looks. i say this for your own good. be well.

[lesbonoi]

[7cfc00]

"Begone, friend; I have a darling to adore."

i really enjoyed their reunion.... so wonderful!

[rapeculturerealities]

[whatbigotspost]

Epstein accusers interrupted by Trump-ordered White House flyover. Was it a coincidence?

The White House said that the fighter jets were participating in maneuvers to honor a fallen Polish army pilot killed in a training exercise

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[adams-r1b-deactivated20250516]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay let’s lock in and do some work

[niceferatu]

[pixelartpeach]

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

[11thsense]

Can I just say this is the worst song of all time. No there is not a worse song than this idgaf yall my boss played this song loud as hell the other day and I was already having a bad day but hearing that weak ass silly ass piano in the beginning made me burst into tears in the break room that’s how bad it is. I think this song is so bad she should be jailed I’m not even exaggerating and I’m against jails. This song is a literal psychic assault and honestly it feels racial…:.where was I going with thiss. I think playing this song should be punishable by execution

[lakevida]

wouldnt it be fucking crazy if words had definitions or maybe specific contexts in which they should be used

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

me: oh that’s some really sweet good art of two guys in love in their average flat. what a gentle depiction of everyday life

the op’s tags: anthro!courage the cowardly dog/john the baptist