“ no . no effort necessary . ”
“ it’s just not cool that you copy me . ”
“ i go to lengths to get things that not everyone has . ”
“ will you stop taking pictures of yourself ? your sister’s going to jail . ”
“ i’ll cry at the end of the day . not with fresh makeup . ”
“ there’s a lot of baggage that comes with us , but it’s like louis vuitton baggage ; you always want it . ”
“ if you’re not into what i’m posting , don’t look . ”
“ i love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised . ”
“ give me that fucking bread . ”
“ you’re doing amazing sweetie . ”
“ i don’t have any cell service here and it’s making me have a rash . ”
“ what do you want now ? more money ? a check ? a car ? my soul ? ”
“ knowing you’re a badass bitch is what life’s about . ”
“ first of all , i’m incredibly athletic , so fuck you . ”
“ thank god i have no friends . ”
“ you’re acting like drunk slob kabobs . ”
“ you’re worthless . ”
“ ( name ) , there’s people that are dying . ”
“ don’t fuck with me , i woke up at 6:30 . ”
“ i’d like to work as little as possible and make as many dollars as possible . ”
“ you know , i’ve realised that i’m probably perfect and it’s everybody else around me that’s got issues . ”
“ you are ordered to stop . ”
“ i’ve had enough of this negativity for today . ”
“ why would i just sit here and hear complaint after complaint ? ”
“ i’m going to go surround myself with positive vibes . ”
“ why do you need to see this nonsense ? ”
“ i don’t read any news and i’m fine . ”
“ you’ve got a lot of c’s on today . ”
“ well this has been super exciting . ”
“ what the hell are you doing ? ”
“ is this some kind of joke ? ”
“ it’s gonna hurt . ”
“ no , let me finish . ”
“ you didn’t bring the axe ?! ”
“ you’re so disappointing . ”
“ so are we cool ? are we in agreement ? ”
“ abcdefg , i have to go . ”
“ it’s just a phrase i like to use to say the conversation is over . ”
“ g : goodbye . ”
“ it’s what she deserves . ”
