shimasaniwa:
A-are you asking me for drugs?
I’ve never done drugs, I was just eating ice cream! I mean, technically I’ve done drugs because older me did it once because you know college is weird and sometimes you try new things and it was finals and a bunch of guys were getting high to like get some of the stress off their shoulders and I didn’t really want to try it or anything because mom always told me not to do that kind of stuff or give into peer pressure but I totally did and smoked some and like I got high so fast and it was really really weird and like the worst part was I can’t stop singing when I get high I guess so without realizing it I kinda used magic viuce and I made the guys in the room do some weird stuff and I think I did the sleepy song and made them all fall asleep because when I came down everyone was sleeping super hard and I was so embarrassed I just kind of grabbed my stuff and left without saying anything and told myself I should probably never do that kind of stuff again even if it was kind of fun but I really shouldn’t even try to especially now because my magic is like really really strong and like I don’t know what if I drop a song so good it melts peoples brains or something I don’t really want to be responsible for that I promised myself I’d always be a good kid and I really don’t want Kashuu to be disappointed in me I’ve never really even asked him what he thinks about these kinds of things or if he doesn’t mind at all like I’m pretty sure Hasebe would have some things to say but I’m almost positive Kasen wouldn’t mind because he honestly seems like the kind of person that would be into that thing but now I’m not really sure if I should be doing that stuff because I have an egg you know and that’s kind of like having a kid except not really like I know I don’t have to actually be responsible but I want to try to be a big egg parent so I should probably avoid doing drugs and stuff and–
This all sounds suspiciously like something someone doing drugs would say.
Anyway, it’s fine, keep eating your ice cream, I’ll make burgers for you too. Also, say hi to my little brother Sada-chan! Although he’s, uh, Memeko’s? So, I’m borrowing him for a while...keep, uh, doing what you’re doing.
