Ruthlessly Stylish

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[stylishtbd]

how are you doing pals? having a nice summer? well, this goddess sure is. observe above. I had the delightful opportunity to purchase an incredibly cute sun hat yesterday evening and I couldn’t be happier. not only does it class up any outfit when you’re out and about, no matter what time of day, but it protects your face from the harmful effects of the sun. I got many compliments on my sun hat yesterday, including one from a cute boy who’s older than me. hooty hoo, pals, a sun hat truly can work wonders. stay stylish, pals, and don’t forget, my birthday is tomorrow👽 xoxo ~goddess

[stylishmudder]

DON’T LET ANYONE WITH BAD KICKS TELL YOU ABOUT STYLE.

This is an extremely wise saying cutesies. All stylish pals should memorize this and apply it to their lives immediately. No need to worry though, Stylish Mudder has some ral naz kicks fact. Unfortunately, those who are followers of “Stylish” Marm are out of luck. He has some trash kicks. The lowest of the low. They’re so bad that they fell apart in only a few months. Now tell me cutesies, do you really want to take style advice from someone who has garbage kicks or from someone who has incredible ones? The choice is yours. My advice? Go with the guy who has naz kicks. He knows style inside and out. Unfortunately, “Stylish” Marm doesnt know the first thing about style, as shown by his “kicks.”

“Stylish” Marm, I’m talking to you now.

Marm. You’ve been exposed. Stop acting like something you’re not. You have no style. It may sound harsh, but you need to hear this. I’m only trying to help you come to terms with your lack of style.

Stylish Mudder out.

[stylishtbd]

prom princess or space babe?

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Marm Hates BLOGS?!?

Bobecat: You hate blogs? Stylish Marm: Yes

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If Jean Boy had been doing a better job of eavesdropping on a couple of more stylish pals, he’d have known that blogs in this case referred specifically to blogs run by unstylish wankers such as Jean Boy.

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Guy that’s not even true, you said “I hate logs” Bobecat said “you hate blogs?” “You said” “yes” then I followed up to make sure you knew what you just said and you said ye again

[stylishjake-blog]

Bout to get all up in Stylish War III

Hey peels, this is Stylish Jake. I’m a cat. I know many peels were concerned that Marm hinted at the big reveal of a mystery pally who would be joining the Palliance and talking about style in Titanic who then didn’t appear. That’s still happening but this pally has been hit by some delays. I, however, am officially joining the Palliance and look forward to fighting a fierce battle for the victory of style over the anti-style forces of Jean Boy.

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This is pathetic, Marm

[stylishtbd]

Marm you at least need to give Jake a different writing style than your own, guy.

[stylishtbd]

Marm Hates BLOGS?!?

Bobecat: You hate blogs?

Stylish Marm: Yes

[stylishtbd]

Banksy at the zoo

Banksy's Son: daddy look at all the sheep!

Banksy (looking at people): ......I am....

[stylishtbd]

Ladies and gentlepeople, look what we have here. Clearly, you can see unstylish stylishmarm groping this poor mannequin, while Big D cheers him on. This is truly disgusting. A new low, Marm. How could you so blatantly participate in an act of pimping? I thought you knew how to treat women better. This photo serves to prove that Marm is, in fact, a man of unstylish proportions, even though he may not seem like it at times. #freemannequin #theyaintdoshit

[stylishmarm-blog]

Peels, I have a big confession: For two to three days of freshperson year, I identified as a libertarian. I can just hear what you’re all saying right now: “Oh, a libertarian socialist phase is fine. It takes time to realize socialism needs to be scientific not utopian.” I appreciate the support but I don’t mean I identified as a real libertarian, I’m talking the think tank born right libertarian movement right now. You peels can take a minute before continuing. I’m sure you’re quite shocked.

The point of this confession is that Stylish Marm has not always been so irresistibly stylish. This picture, rife with rape culture and toxic misogyny, was taken in fall of sophomore year, when Marm was brand new to the whole communism thing. Were you to travel back in time to ask this pal what a reactionary was or how the lumpenproletariat differs from the proletariat he wouldn’t have been able to tell you. As the peels know, all of Marm’s views on gender are directly informed by his communist political views. Therefore, in this early point on Marm’s ongoing ideological development, he had hardly begun the task of rooting out the misogyny hardwired in to him by existing in a misogynistic society.

While I love the gender neutral language in this post, I’m shocked that TBD could stoop so low as to attack Stylish Marm with an unstylish ghost from his past with no bearing on his current style like this.

Oh and peels, I have a shocking unstylish revelation that TBD doesn’t want you to know: Guess who arranged this whole scene and took the photo? TBD. In case you didn’t catch that I said TBD. Thats T-B-D. How does it feel to have been a facilitator of womanizing TBD?

Peels, I have only one thing to say to TBD for this unstylish low blow, a little chant I hope you’ll join me on: WANKER WANKER WANKER.

Stay fresh peels. Stylish Marm out.

[stylishtbd]

Alright, darling. Your entire argument just fell to pieces. I never took the picture, nor did I even arrange it. That’s right, folks. This picture was sent to me while I was concussed and out of school for ten days. Sorry, guy, but you have nothing on me here. Furthermore, this just proves that Marm is a filthy liar. #unbelievable 

[stylishtbd]

Mateys (pirate voice) and gentlepeople, look what we have here. Clearly, you can see unstylish stylishmarm groping this poor mannequin, while Big D cheers him on. This is truly disgusting. A new low, Marm. How could you so blatantly participate in an act of pimping? I thought you knew how to treat people better. This photo serves to prove that Marm is, in fact, a man of unstylish proportions, even though he may not seem like it at times. #freemannequin #theyaintdoshit

[vanityfair]

[stylishmarm-blog]

It’s our 100th post peels

Peels, this is a big big post. You are no doubt thinking “Has High Priest Maritime finally finished intepreting the divine sign promising the Palliance stylish victory?” No, not yet. This is something even bigger, because stylish wars end but this hot incredibly stylish blog will go on forever. This is our 100th post. Yes, 100 posts, every one of them jam marmalade packed with style. Let’s take a look at the number of posts on the blogs of other industry leaders:

Mudder: 25

Nag Pek: 38

Romeo Crunchie: 11

Kapun: 18

TBD: 23

Ben (RIP)(#neverforget): 18

Swagaif: 2

That’s right, no one comes even close. Of course, there’s more to a good style blog than quantity. For a truly great style blog, that content has to be real stylish and we’ve got that front locked down too. Comparing stylishmarm.tumblr.com to any other style blog (except for stylishben.tumblr.com of course) in terms of stylishness would be like comparing stylishmarm.tumblr.com to stylishswagaif.tumblr.com in terms of number of posts: It’s not even close.

From our humble beginnings when the peels stood up to Mudder for his unstylish Spiderman post, peels have watched Stylish Marm dissect many reblogged posts from the Unstylish Axis as he bravely fought against these wankers in three Style Wars, all while finding time to reblog some hot content and hit peels with breakdowns of style in many movies, some stylish, others not stylish, such as the Terminator series and the Avengers. 

Going forward, we’re not going anywhere but up (and also forward). Stylish Marm will continue the divinely sanctioned task of serving Jean Boy a dish of stylish justice with a side of revenge for Stylish Ben’s murder. The Palliance victory in Stylish War III draws ever closer. 

Stylish Marm will continue diplomatic work to hopefully reconstitute the Palliance with more than one member and there are several likely candidates. But if those don’t pan out, so be it. Stylish Marm can continue fighting this war alone.

Meanwhile, we’ll be going back to our cinematic roots. Expect a blog post on style in the popular Sharknado series real soon.

I’d like to wrap this post up by thanking all you peels. Without you, we’d never have hit this stylish milestone. I hope you’ll all stay with me to see our 250th post celebration someday.

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Ever heard of over-saturating the market, fekor. #StayRare

[stylishtbd]

in what world is Palliance victory drawing closer?? #marmconfirmedaliaragain

[stylishtbd]

A Prediction of Baked Off 2k15

some square: what happened at baked off 2k15

literally everyone: how did you not know??? nag pek and goddess tbd won by a landslide and their cookies were incredibly stylish

[stylishtbd]

wowowow pals. look what we have here. at first glance, this looks like your average tourist in Hawaii standing with a witch/grunge version of little red riding hood. look closer. you will see that you're actually observing Ruthless Goddess TBD partying it up with Stylish Romeo Crunchie. I was honored to be attending the same party as this stylish gal pal. if this photo doesn't scream stylish, idk what does. between my Panama hat and her velvet material, there's not much to improve upon. not to mention the pal Jeremy in the background who was a cowboy wearing nothing under his vest. thanks for partying with me, stylishromeocrunchie its been real.

[stylishtbd]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[stylishromeocrunchie]

#TeamMudder

Rumor has it Goddess TBD has joined #TeamMudder?

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Stylish War Update:

Marm officially joins team feels horrible about himself, as TBD and Romeo Crunchie both pledge their allegiance to Team Mudder 

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Update: Stylish TBD Hates Stylish Marm