Mudder's Style Column

A stylish third of the fashion advice you'll need to succeed

[stylishmudder]

DON’T LET ANYONE WITH BAD KICKS TELL YOU ABOUT STYLE.

This is an extremely wise saying cutesies. All stylish pals should memorize this and apply it to their lives immediately. No need to worry though, Stylish Mudder has some ral naz kicks fact. Unfortunately, those who are followers of “Stylish” Marm are out of luck. He has some trash kicks. The lowest of the low. They’re so bad that they fell apart in only a few months. Now tell me cutesies, do you really want to take style advice from someone who has garbage kicks or from someone who has incredible ones? The choice is yours. My advice? Go with the guy who has naz kicks. He knows style inside and out. Unfortunately, “Stylish” Marm doesnt know the first thing about style, as shown by his “kicks.”

“Stylish” Marm, I’m talking to you now.

Marm. You’ve been exposed. Stop acting like something you’re not. You have no style. It may sound harsh, but you need to hear this. I’m only trying to help you come to terms with your lack of style.

Stylish Mudder out.

[stylishmudder]

The Smell of Victory

Do you feel that in the air cutesies? That right there is the smell of victory in the air. "Stylish" Marm now stands alone in his disgusting campaign against the true style pals of #TeamMudder. Stylish Swagaif saw the light and joined us, while Stylish Ben left the so called "Palliance" to become a stylish mercenary, and decided to join the team as well. So as you can see, cutesies, the Palliance is finished. Buddy boy "Stylish" Marm is alone against an incredibly stylish team that even Goddess TBD herself joined. The only thing standing between us and victory is "Stylish" Marm, an obstacle that will soon be overcome.

[theawesomeadventurer]

If this gets 1,000,000 reblogs I'll hack into the CIA's harddrive and leak the rarest Pepe known to humankind

reblog this so i can use my hacker skills

[narutorules007]

I shall reblog.

[theawesomeadventurer]

Thank you narutorules007

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

[fuckyeahdelevingne]

ha ah aha ha ah aha ah a

[never-rising]

AP exam tomorrow… I didn’t even try to convince myself that I shouldn’t reblog this.

[duplicitykitty]

SAME

[dorrismccomics]

[stylishtbd]

a lot of people ask me: “hey tbd, how do I make my squad more stylish? I feel like we just aren’t making the cut.” well, fam, do I have the solution for you. above you can observe the whimsical, fantastical, mystical photo of the pals, taken 8 april 2015 @ approx 12:40. what’s the secret to such a stylish group of people, you ask? the answer is simple: color coordination. now, I know what you’re thinking: “tbd, color coordination is so elementary! how could that possibly be the answer?” trust me on this one. observe the fact that all of the pals are wearing different colors but striking the same pose. that way, we look unified without clashing. we are a beautiful, stylish rainbow, and your squad can be too. all you have to do is claim a color and rock a polaroid group pic.

[stylishmudder]

Preach it Stylish TBD. Cutesies this unbelievably stylish pak shows off the pals’ sense of style. Stylish TBD was able to use her camera to make all the pals, even the wanker “Stylish” Marm, look stylish. Quite a feat from the up and coming style mazdor.

[stylishmudder]

The Polaroid

Stylish Mudder here cutesies.

I just wanted to take a moment to talk about Polaroids, which are the most stylish cameras around. There’s no other camera that can even come close to the style that radiates from a Polaroid, and I’m happy to say that one of the pals, Stylish TBD, has recently obtained a Polaroid. The pals plan to take a pak using this unbelievably stylish camera, which will create possibly the most stylish pak ever taken. Shoutout to Stylish TBD for this incredible purchase of the most stylish camera ever.

Stylish Mudder out.

[gameraboy]

[ginkotree]

when you’re having a bad time but you’re trying to be positive about it

[fuks]

[hishap]

What do you mean this puppy isn’t wearing socks?

[skreezilla]

You seem… to have…. a pokémon…

[stylishmudder]

Marm Confirmed Fekboy

Hi there cutesies. I just wanna take a moment to address certain accusations that have been made against Stylish Nag Pek and myself. "Stylish" Marm claims that it's our fault he is forced to conform to the dress code, when in fact this is completely false. Gunt was the one who reported the wanker to Mr. McDonald for dress code, not me or Stylish Nag Pek, as other pals can back up. Also, "Stylish" Marm is forcing himself to conform to what he calls the "draconian" dress code. He has the choice to embrace anarchy if he so chooses, and I hope Cutsie Swagaif will see this blatant act of conformity and reevaluate his loyalty to that cockass wanker "Stylish" Marm. Stylish Mudder and Stylish Nag Pek agree to obey dress code because they're not tryna cause trouble with the pals, something this fekass ™ Marm doesn't seem to comprehend. This fekboy forced himself to conform, Stylish Mudder and Stylish Nag Pek had nothing to do with it. "Stylish" Marm is acting like a FEKING moron by making these false accusations, and while it is entertaining to see him completely embarrass himself while trying to cover up his refusal to recognize anarchy, it would be better for the cutesies if this wanker kept his complaints about being "forced" to obey dress code to himself. Stylish Mudder out.

[stylishmudder]

“Stylish” Marm

Cutesies, I just wanna take a moment to talk to you about that major fekboy “Stylish” Marm. He talks a lot of trash, and acts like he’s winning the war with his pathetic excuse for an alliance. “Stylish” Marm decided that since I “wasn’t a major player in the war” that he could go ahead and take shots at me. But I’m here to tell you that I was inactive not because I wasn’t a major player, but because I was gathering intelligence on “Stylish” Marm.

Stylish Nag Pek did a fantastic job holding the fort against the fekass™ s that think they have a chance against us, but it’s time for Stylish Mudder to come back and play a major role in this war. But first, I want to share some knowledge with the cutesies.

This is Arm Fall Off Boy. Some of you may have heard of him, as he is considered one of the worst superheroes ever created because of his useless powers. He is able to take off his arm and reattach it later. That’s it. That’s all he can do. Now, the unstylish fekboys on the other side of this war can attempt to make a shat argument that this could be useful but it really isn’t. The most this “power” could help Arm Fall Off Boy do would be to take off his arm and throw it at someone or something. This power is basically useless and can only be seen as a desperate cry for attention by an otherwise normal person.

How does this relate to the war, you ask? Well, much like Arm Fall Off Boy’s “power,” “Stylish” Marm is completely and utterly unstylish and therefore utterly useless in this war. Sure, he can pretend that he’s a vital part of the alliance but I think we all know that Stylish Swagaif is carrying that team, despite how stylish and important “Stylish” Marm would like to think he is.

In that trash alliance that has formed to oppose the true Style Titans, “Stylish” Ben is just a good for nothing copycat, “Stylish” Marm is absolutely unstylish and worthless in the war, and “Stylish” Swagaif, while the only legitimate part of the alliance, is just not stylish enough to constitute a threat or to carry that team alone. “Stylish” Marm will fire back at this post by attempting to tear down this argument cutesies, but don’t listen to his lies. “Stylish” Marm never was and never will be stylish, and he is ultimately completely worthless in this war.

Stylish Mudder out 

[stylishtbd]

alright, pals. here we have the EPITOME of style: the sloth. not only are sloths incredibly naturally stylish creatures, but they are, in fact, too stylish to comprehend. this sloth on the top is sporting sunglasses, while the second photo depicts several fashionable sloths with the entire universe as their background. even better, one of the sloths is bearing an ice cream cone. i’d like to see you do that in the middle of space. you want my style advice? become a sloth.

[stylishmudder]

Cutesies we have a new stylish blogger in town whose sense of style is off the charts. All pals should listen to her ruthless style advice carefully and follow it religiously.

[stylishmudder]

The Copycat

Cutesies it has come to my attention that a new “style” blogger has recently emerged. He goes by the name of “Stylish Ben.” I’d like to just take a moment to talk about why “Stylish Ben” is really one of the most unstylish people ever.

First of all, he clearly ripped off my blog name, as Stylish Mudder was the original and all these other recent style blogs all copied the name (except Stylish Nag Pek, who has permission to use it).

Second of all, he ends his posts with “Stylish Ben out.” This is very clearly copying my post signatures, where I often end with “Stylish Mudder out.” This new fekboy blogger has the personality of a blank cardboard cutout and relies on copying others to get any substance at all into his pathetic blog posts.

Third, he allied with “Stylish” Marm and “Stylish” Swagaif, two of the biggest fekass ™ s I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. These major fekboys don’t know the first thing about style, but pretend they do, and what’s worse is that they act like their trash blogs can even compare to the greatness that makes up the blogs of Stylish Mudder and Stylish Nag Pek.

I hope this post has enlightened the cutesies to the despicable acts performed by “Stylish” Ben. This copycat and his piece of shat blog don’t stand a chance against Stylish Nag Pek and Stylish Mudder, and we will take him and all of his fekboy allies down.

If you’re reading this, “Stylish” Ben, I want you to know that we’re coming for you darling. And we can’t be stopped.

Stylish Mudder out

[lmnpnch]

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Upcoming comic book movies 2015-2019

[blackcomicbookguy]

I don’t care how many times this comes on my dash , I’m gonna reblog it every time .

[loonylongbottom-deactivated2015]

WONDER WOMAN THO

[aprettygirlandpie]

I can’t. I’m not crying YOURE CRYING

[renirabbit]

i have to survive till 2020

[celestialcyndaquil]

when my brother was in high school my mom asked him to check the tire pressure and fill the tires and he said ok but just didn’t do it so when he got home my mom asked him what number he filled it to (normal amount being 30) but he had no idea what the numbers were so he said 100 and from then on my mom has suspected us of being “lying sneaks” whenever she asks us to do stuff

[stylishmudder]

Surviving Stylish War III

Cutesies, I'm here to tell you that "Stylish" Marm refuses to back down and this war may last longer than expected. However, Stylish Nag Pek, a fellow Style Titan, has joined Stylish Mudder in my struggle against He Who Has Negative Style, AKA "Stylish" Marm. While this war is going on, cutesies, make sure you stay safe. Here are some common threats to watch out for: 1. The forces of He Who Has Negative Style are very unstylish, almost enough to kill the average stylish cutesie. To stay safe, make sure to avert your eyes as one of these fekass ™ s walks by to avoid "Style Pox," a fatal condition that results from exposure to pure unstylishness, something these fekboys have in excess. 2. Make sure to keep all small children and pets inside at all times. "Stylish" Marm will not hesitate to cover either of these with unstylish clothing and expose them to his absolute shat sense of style. 3. Never EVER listen to anything He Who Has Negative Style or his followers say. They will only lead you away from the Path of Stylishness and lead you to a life of unstylish ruin. 4. Remember that Stylish Mudder and Stylish Nag Pek are stylish allies, and treat his followers in the stylish manner you previously did. They are not the enemy, they are your allies in this epic battle against He Who Has Negative Style. Never forget who the real enemy is. Alright cutesies, that's it for now. Just remember to follow this stylish advice and you can keep yourself safe during this troubled time in stylish history. Remember, we all must stand together to defeat "Stylish" Marm and his false teachings. Only then can style be spread to all the cutesies throughout the world. Stylish Mudder out.