Mystic Messenger Starters Part Two:
“I cannot believe [NAME] chose to be such an idiot.”
“[NAME], it’s difficult if you sit on my phone..”
“Dude, you’re a jerk, you know that right?”
“WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A NUN?!”
“Said like a true game addict.”
“Just take that cat to work with you.”
“Did you just call me douchey?”
“[NAME], how’s your injury?”
“You won’t be able to walk like this..”
“How do you feel? Do you feel any pain?”
“Liar liar pants on fire.”
“Sometimes I dream of a person who would consider me special…”
“Give me things that are heavy.”
“Maybe if I say hello nicely they’ll let me in?”
“Kidnap that cat for the marriage!!”
“Hey, how can I effectively make fun of [NAME]..? God, this is a serious problem…”
“One loser is enough for this group.”
“Do you want to pray with me?”
“I feel like he’s on the brink of needing hospitalization..”
“Don’t throw things even when you get angry from now on.”
“I can’t let you sleep alone.”
“I cried because there was a spider in the kitchen.”
“During the wedding, I was going to yell, ‘I OBJECT!!!!’”
“I’m not worried about [NAME]. He’ll feel better after taking a couple selfies.”
“You wanted to make soap with me?”
“Why are you smiling at me?”
“Maybe [NAME]’s a robot, since he never shows emotions.”
“Wow!! I wanted to get married at the space station too!”
