(In)correct Digimon Quotes

All the things the digidestined actually didn't say.

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Mimi: I don't sweat.

Izzy: Everyone sweats.

Palmon: Not Mimi. She never sweats.

Izzy: What do you mean "She never sweats"?

Mimi: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.

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The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

Yolei Inoue

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Tai: Digidestined receive death threats all the time. It's really no big deal.

Joe: Of course, totally. I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that's right, because it THREATENS DEATH.

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Joe: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you that however...

TK: We are the digidestined and we are the only ones who can save the city from those monsters!

Joe: I was telling!

- "City Under Siege"

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Sora: Strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.

Matt: Ok, no to be over dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

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Izzy: Maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an affect on others, and I hate you. And you're a horrible person. And you not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't make you any less of a horrible person!

Mimi: You think I'm pretty?

- "Determination"

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Mimi: You take yourself too seriously, Joe.

Joe: You mean I should laugh at myself, Mimi?

Mimi: Why not? Everyone else does.

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Gabumon: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

Matt: No, actually that would be one of the five.

- "The Birth Of Greymon"

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Well, I’ve been doing some calculations, and I’m now able to determine that you’re full of shit.

Izzy Izumi [to Hackmon], “Future”

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I ask myself 48 times a day, 'Am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?' The answer is always yes, of course.

Yolei Inoue

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Sora: The best revenge, really, is being nice.

Matt: ...Or murder.

- [Sorato trying to raise their kids], Epilogue of "A Million Points Of Light".

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Tai: Man, I don't how I'd survive without water!

Izzy: You wouldn't.

Tai: Exactly, that's how I feel about water too. Glad someone loves water as much as I do!

Izzy: No, you seriously could not survive without water. It's something everyone needs. EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE IT TO LIVE.

Tai: You guys, me and Izzy have something in common we both wouldnt survive without water!

- "Birdramon Gets Firepower"

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Joe: The nonviolent approach is probably better here.

Matt: I wasn't going to use violence. I don't always use violence...do I?

Joe: ...

Joe: The important thing is you believe that.

- "The Crest Of Friendship"

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I can't believe Ken betrayed us again.Why is it always the ones you most expect?

TK Takaishi, “Determination”

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Sora: Who made you boss of the group?

Matt: You did. You said Tai should be the boss of the group.

Izzy: And then you said 'Let's vote' and it was unanimous.

Mimi: And then you made him a little plaque that said 'Boss Of Us' and covered it in sparkles.

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Izzy: Well, when I was a little kid, I invented a magnetic flashlight clip so I could read under the covers. This clip and I went everywhere together - Odaiba, School, The library.

Tai: But never to a friend’s house, huh?

Izzy: Uncalled for.

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And I'd love to be sorry  for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.

Ken Ichijouji, “Determination”