JESUS OF SUBURBIA

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I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

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oh that makes him giggle !!  , too funny -–– cheeks flushing slightly from his laughter , head canting whilst giving a playful tone.   ❛ i’m gonna pretend you’re playing stupid. ❜ 

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playing stupid.  an interesting way to put it, jesse thinks he might just be stupid.  or just out of his depth, maybe.  out of his fucking league, too.  ❛ yeah, s’probably better for my ego if y’do. ❜ clears his throat, scratches his jaw for a sec.  ❛ just not used t’people saying shit like that, y’know? m’not usually this.. yeah. ❜ he usually knows how to use words!!

gay update: getting gayer

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[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS lmaooo

text starters. // @blckvcnom

[ text: sabel ] Isnt gorgeous a word for likr [ text: sabel ] Girls and pretty boys like u[ text: sabel ] R u ok??????

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OPEN

‘ mama always said i shouldn’ flirt with strangers -–– yet here i am , body open like a 24 hour super market. ‘ 

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not used to boys so forward, not sure how you’re supposed to respond to something like body open like a 24 hour super market.  he’s staring like  a goddamn mute.  come on, say something!!  ❛ ...what. ❜ oh real smart, jess. real smart. 

more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 2)

part 1 can be found  here.

“ WHAT COMES NEXT? ”

❝ Insane! ❞

❝ I’m so blue… ❞

❝ You were mine to subdue! ❞

❝ I’ve got a small query for you – ❞

❝ What comes next? ❞

❝ Do you know how hard it is to lead? ❞

❝ Awesome, wow! ❞

❝ Do you have a clue what happens now? ❞

❝ It’s much harder when it’s all your call! ❞

❝ Don’t come crawling back to me. ❞

❝ You’re on your own… ❞

“ WHAT’D I MISS? ”

❝ You ready for more yet? ❞

❝ The sun comes up, and the world still spins. ❞

❝ Now the work at home begins… ❞

❝ So, what’d I miss? ❞

❝ I wanna give you a kiss! ❞

❝ I’ve been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies… ❞

❝ I guess I basically missed the late ‘80s. ❞

❝ I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this. ❞

❝ Can you get us out of the mess we’re in? ❞

❝ Where have you been? ❞

❝ Headfirst, into the abyss! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #1 ”

❝ We shouldn’t settle for less. ❞

❝ Don’t act surprised. ❞

❝ Welcome to the present. ❞

❝ Would you like to join us? ❞

❝ How do you not get it? ❞

❝ Yeah, keep ranting! ❞

❝ You think I’m frightened of you, man? ❞

❝ You’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine! ❞

❝ Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in! ❞

❝ Hey! Turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits! ❞

❝ Such a blunder… sometimes it makes me wonder, why I even bring the thunder. ❞

❝ You wanna pull yourself together? ❞

“ THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS ”

❝ And all he had to do was die… ❞

❝ I guess I’m gonna finally have to listen to you. ❞

❝ Hate the sin, love the sinner. ❞

❝ Decisions are happening over dinner. ❞

❝ And here’s the pièce de résistance! ❞

❝ No one else was in the room where it happened. ❞

❝ No one really knows how the game is played. ❞

❝ We just assume that it happened. ❞

❝ I know you hate him, but let’s hear what he has to say. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t you like to work a little closer to home? ❞

❝ In God we trust. ❞

❝ You got more than you gave. ❞

❝ I wanted what I got. ❞

❝ You don’t get a win unless you play in the game. ❞

❝ You get nothing if you wait for it. ❞

❝ We dream in the dark, for the most part. ❞

“ SCHUYLER DEFEATED ”

❝ Sometimes that’s how it goes. ❞

❝ No one knows who you are or what you do. ❞

❝ They don’t like you! ❞

❝ You’ll always be adored by the things you create. ❞

❝ People think you’re crooked. ❞

❝ I’ve always considered you a friend. ❞

❝ I swear, your pride will be the death of us all. Beware, it goes before the fall! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #2 ”

❝ The only person you have to convince is me. ❞

❝ Now is the time to stand! ❞

❝ Hey, and if you don’t know… now you know. ❞

❝ You must be out of your goddamn mind! ❞

❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I’m super dead! ❞

❝ Do we not fight for freedom? ❞

❝ Frankly, it’s a little disquieting. ❞

❝ You would let your ideals blind you to reality? ❞

❝ Have you an ounce of regret? ❞

❝ Where do we draw the line? ❞

❝ So quick-witted. ❞

❝ Daddy’s calling. ❞

“ I KNOW HIM ”

❝ I’m perplexed. ❞

❝ I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do. ❞

❝ That can’t be! ❞

❝ That poor man, they’re gonna eat him alive! ❞

❝ They all look small. ❞

❝ Watch them run. ❞

❝ They will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ, this’ll be fun! ❞

❝ Good luck! ❞

“ BURN ”

❝ I saved every letter you wrote me. ❞

❝ I knew you were mine. ❞

❝ I thought you were mine… ❞

❝ Be careful with that one, love – he will do what it takes to survive. ❞

❝ You and your words flooded my senses. ❞

❝ When you were mine, the world seemed to burn. ❞

❝ You have ruined our lives. ❞

❝ I’m erasing myself from the narrative. ❞

❝ You have torn it all apart. ❞

❝ The world has no right to my heart. ❞

❝ I’m burning the memories. ❞

❝ I hope that you burn. ❞

“ WE KNOW ”

❝ What is this? ❞

❝ Is that what you have? Are you done? ❞

❝ ‘Virtue’ is not a word I’d apply to this situation. ❞

❝ I can almost see the headline, your career is done! ❞

❝ I hope you saved some money. ❞

❝ Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? ❞

❝ Is that a yes? ❞

❝ Whaaaat? ❞

❝ Yes, I have reasons for shame. ❞

❝ Rumors only grow. And we both know what we know. ❞

“ YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT ”

❝ I am slow to anger, but I toe the line. ❞

❝ Now you call me ‘amoral’? ❞

❝ If you’ve got something to say, name a time and place. ❞

❝ I have the honor to be your obedient servant. ❞

❝ I am not the reason no one trusts you. ❞

❝ No one knows what you believe. ❞

❝ Here’s an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements. ❞

❝ Sweet Jesus. ❞

❝ Hey, I have not been shy! ❞

❝ Prepare to bleed, good man! ❞

❝ You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. ❞

❝ I can’t apologize because it’s true. ❞

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the room sentence meme

from the #hit movie that’s so bad it’s good, some sentences. idk if there was one already like this my bad if there is but ya send one in “did you, uh, know that…chocolate…is the symbol of love?” “I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you darling!” “I’ll kill you, you bastard.” “you couldn’t kill me if you tried.” “you’re tearing me apart ____!” “how could you do this to me?” “everybody betrayed me.” “I’m fed up with this world!” “so how’s your sex life?” ”if you think I’m tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.” ”what a story ____.” “keep your stupid comments in your pocket.”  “ I mean, the candles, the music, the sexy dress… I mean, what’s going on here?” “I got the results from the test back.” ”I don’t have five fucking minutes!” “it’s not true! it’s bullshit!” “they are using me, and I am the fool.” “I cannot tell you; it’s confidential.” “I’ve got a little bit of a tragedy.” “you betrayed me!” “You, you’re just a chicken.” “I just like to watch you guys.” “everything goes wrong all at once.” ”nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying!” ” They betrayed me, they didn’t keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don’t care anymore.” “let’s go eat, hah.” ”___talk to me, please!” ”I like you very much, lover boy.” ”your point of view is so different from mine.” ”anything for my princess.” ”mmm…feed me.” ”I’m always ready…for you.” ”two’s great, but three’s a crowd!” “Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep.” “as far as I’m concerned you can drop off the earth.” “don’t touch me, motherfucker!” “I feel like I’m sitting on an atomic bomb, waiting for it to go off.” “she pulls it out, and she’s showing everybody…my underwear.”

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“I can’t function without him”

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—congratulations?

jesse, just 19, met chloe, almost 20, at a mutual friend’s house party on a chilly night in early spring. they hit it off immediately, bonding for hours over their shared escapism from suburbia, talked and talked until talking turned into kissing and the rest is history. numbers exchanged in a hungover haze when they woke up together in a strangers bed, texts sent, calls made, and they  fell into easy, casual dating.  but things wouldn’t stay so casual for long, when chloe fell pregnant a month into knowing each other. two weeks on, a period missed, worries shared, and their suspicions were confirmed when three separate pregnancy tests came up positive.

naturally, jess freaked out at first. he was only nineteen, he wasn’t ready to be a father, he’d barely started living. 

after running off with the intent of a 3 day bender to get his mind off it, just an hour later he was headed right back to chloe. he knew in his heart he couldn’t just run away from this, and he definitely couldn’t just leave chloe to deal with it.

a long, long discussion later, after arguments had and tears shed, they finally came to the conclusion that they had to keep it. chloe had had an abortion when she was sixteen, and always regretted it. jesse had never been able to think of abortion as anything other than baby-murder, though he didn’t say so in those exact words. chloe didn’t think she could handle giving it up for adoption, jesse hated the idea that the kid might end up with awful parents, or worse, stuck in the system.

in the end, all that was left was having that kid, and raising it themselves. becoming parents.

the idea would never not terrify jesse, but he was living it now. no turning back, right?

it didn’t take long before their relationship began to sour. the fact that they were committing to each other because they were having a child took its toll on the relationship, sprouted fights left and right. over the course of the pregnancy, they would have messy fights, break up, eventually make up, and get back together. lather, rinse, repeat. one screaming match & consequent breakup would occur not a full day before chloe went into early labor.

of course, jesse was there with her at the hospital as soon as he heard. no fight was going to stand in the way of him being there for her and their baby.

nine hours of pain, misery & eventual joy later, their baby was born. A precious little girl, a tiny thing. jesse would swear over and over he’d never seen anything so small. ( It’d be a while before he could hold her without thinking he’d break her with the gentlest of touches. )

and the two of them nestled together on a hospital bed with their baby girl, marissa jade, almost immediately dubbed missy. only quiet and a few hushed whispers between them. it seemed as if seeing their baby girl for the first time, being here, had brought them to the mutual conclusion that they couldn’t force themselves together without making a mess of things, that it could never be what was best for missy.

for the first three months, chloe and jesse continued living together to take care of missy as a unit, but eventually jesse found himself his own place. it wasn’t far, just a block away from missy and chloe.

A somewhat clueless dad, jesse tries his best most of the time, but falls short of father of the year a fair bit. despite an immense love for his baby girl and her mama, he’s only twenty and stuck between fatherhood and trying to live his life. he doesn’t always juggle his priorities the way he should, a fact he can be pretty clueless about sometimes.

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fresh faces.

name: chloe-leigh taylor. jesse’s nickname for them: chlo.  age/dob: 21 / april 3rd 1995. gender: cis female. faceclaim: juno temple. personality: incredibly sweet tempered, until you get on her badside. chloe can flip like a switch if you give her reason to, she’s not afraid to stand up for herself. she’s very entertaining, the type to have you in stitches without even meaning to be funny. just as adventurous as jesse, a little battle hardened from a rocky start to life. appearance: blonde hair falling just past her shoulders, thick and oft untamed unless she’s tied it back. bright blue eyes that captivate under dark lashes, rounded cheeks that give her the sweetest smile. 5′2 with softness to her stomach, hips & thighs, moreso now that she’s had a child, delicate hands & feet but don’t mistake her for a fragile thing. chloe packs a lot of punch into a small frame. relationship to jesse: ex-girlfriend, very close friend, his baby mama. 

name: marissa jade taylor. jesse’s nickname for them: missy, little miss. age/dob: 7 months / december 29th 2015. gender: female. ( clarification: raised female. bc shes a baby. and doesnt know what a gender is. ) faceclaim: n/a. personality: so, so friendly, trusting and excited to see new faces always. loves playing with others and needs a lot of toys as she hates being left to her own devices without something to do. a little explorer, forever touching everything and anything, always wanting to experience new things. persistent and determined when she tries something new. appearance: chubby sweet little thing, baby soft & flushed cheeks and grey-brown eyes with a tuft of dark hair just like her dad. just on the small side for her age but bridging the gap everyday.  relationship to jesse: daughter.

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lil tag dump

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*BLUSHES BUT DOES IT IN A REALLY TOUGH/COOL WAY*

[fleshungered]

                                  ＩＮＤ． ＭＯＤＥＲＮ ＡＮＵＢＩＳ                                          ʰᵉ'ˡˡ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˡᶤᵛᵉ

                                                  ☥ ☥ ☥

[goblinparty]

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

[armadillobear]

Do no harm but take no shit

[sarahlinauthor]

DO NO HARM BUT TAKE NO SHIT

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Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (dir. Stephen Herek, 1989)

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me, plotting this arc: ok but what if jesse’s baby mama has the same surname as him