my hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead

domi | they/them | 25 | brainrot | some nsfw

[amaraqwolf]

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

[amaraqwolf]

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

eat breakfast

go to bed

get out of bed

take a shower

write

practice

watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it

retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

[andythecarpathian]

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

[breekonandhoe-deactivated202406]

Strippers' bill of rights bill signed into law in Washington state

Legislation in Washington state known as the strippers' bill of rights has been signed into law

Look at that thats pretty cool

[myeverficklemind]

In summary: keypad locks on dressing rooms so no one can just wander in, panic buttons in areas where dancers are alone with customers, required education re: safety issues, handling /preventing sexual harassment, and identifying & stopping human trafficing. Clubs must have security on site and a written policy for handeling drunk or agressive clients. On the money side clubs are limited in how much of a dancer's payment they can take as their "fee" but they are allowed to sell liquor now which should make up for any lost profit.

This should make clubs physically safer and give employees more financial stabiliy/ make wage theft more difficult.

[recoveryingheaux-deactivated202]

let’s go on a walk (a love language)

[geekygwen]

[catboyelimgarak]

Make them straight adjacent for the homies

[a-stitch-in-time-and-space]

[Image ID / screenshot from an interview with Alexander Siddig:

SIDDIG: I subconsciously keep that door open with just about every character that I play, and I always keep it as ambiguous as possible. One of my first roles was in A Dangerous Man: Lawrence After Arabia with Ralph Fiennes and I played Feisal and again, not in the script, but that was charged with homoerotica and implied homosexuality. I’d just come fresh off that project. And I’ve done it numerous times since, characters that are written straight I just make sure are not quite straight. That’s just one of my things, probably because I’m not quite straight myself and that’s probably perfect.

/ END ID]

this whole interview!!!????!!!!! every day sid gives gifts

[subliminalheadspace]

my life is complete. 11 years after hannibal first aired and i’ve finally peaked.

they were both so funny and sweet and i asked hugh what pose he wanted to do and he said “no you pick i insist” and i said “maternity pose?” he goes “what the hell is that?” and i said “here turn around” and afterwards he said “i absolutely love that”

and i asked mads if it was ok to do that pose and he immediately grabbed my neck and i said “wait lemme stand on the other side” and he literally pulled me by my neck to stand on the other side of him. i literally had sweat running down my back after but he was so nice and lovely!!!! i still can’t believe this happened it was amazing

[pyupa]

i have no haters. if u hate me, Nuh uh

[fairuzfan]

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[kleefkruid]

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[the-seelie-court-official]

no but fr we’ve all done and said problematic things. y'all need to stop believing everything you see on the internet- not only are people prone to misspeaking, they’re prone to being misinterpreted, misconstrued, taken out of context-

and it’s very important to me that everyone understands that the same can be done to them.

you do Not want to know what could/would happen if a bad actor got their hands on all the DMs you’ve ever sent, or even all the things you’ve ever posted publicly. But you’re helping perpetuate that very nightmare whenever you endorse or spread callout posts

it is very easy to manipulate events and screenshots such that they tell a very narrow narrative, and it’s easy to do this in a way that guarantees an emotional response in order to make any reader angry. it is very easy to manufacture outrage and anger. it is very difficult to repair a reputation or heal from this kind of breach of trust and common decency

who are you helping? when you call for someone to be ousted from their community, who are you helping? when you ask for someone to be punished for years-old words, who are you helping?

and where would you be if the same magnifying glass was pointed in your direction?

[cromerholt]

[catchymemes]

This snake is so beautiful (Video from Pinterest)

[positronichead]

The comment on levar burton’s unprompted daforge posting………

[bodhimcbodeface]

I really think they need to start teaching kids in schools that most blind people can see a little bit, most deaf people can hear a little bit, and most wheelchair users can walk a little bit. And they are still disabled.

[da-saturn-system]

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

[hammerbacks]

ALAN ALDA as CAPTAIN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ‘HAWKEYE’ PIERCE in M*A*S*H (season 1)

“oh, that’s very kind of you, frank. that certainly belies all the vicious gossip somebody is spreading about what a twisted, selfish, mean-spirited, overbearing fusspot you are.” “it certainly does!” “then i’ll stop spreading it!”