Hoemogoblin

Meat/Lance/Lucifer || he/him || side blog for bullshit and casual moot interactions ||

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Greetings, mortals. I welcome thee to my shit post blog. Have a seat on one of the rock-stools and enjoy my shenanigans.

Main blog: @h0bg0blin-meat

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Girls, gays, bis and pans when they see a hot guy :

Guys, lesbians, bis and pans when they see a hot girl :

Lancey when he sees a buffet of delicious food :

#Hoeforfoodforlyf

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What year would modern-day young Beatles have been born?

Here's how I see it:

Ringo: 1999/2000

John - 2000/2001

Paul - 2002/2004 (idk he gives massive 2002/2004 born vibes)

George - 2004/2005/2006 (bigggg mid-2000s baby vibes)

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These three are put in a room together.

Who'll win?

Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Gregory House (House M.D.)

Ray Manchester (Henry Danger)

Voting ended onMay 15

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If asexuals like garlic bread,

Do desi asexuals like garlic naan?

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Does Satan say "tan" while eating seitan?

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Kinda sick of the idea that for two characters to be ragebaiting besties/friends to each others and have no romantic tension they NEED to have a sibling dynamic, or be compared to siblings.

Idk

[pumpkinpatchproductions]

Pigeon

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Messed up in Ms Paint and can't undo 🙃

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Dawg wtf

[casrayy]

Hi

Bye

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yo crab found me u-u

lmaoo

[quixoticanarchy]

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

"You mean the guy who got cyberbullied off of tumblr by 14-year-old anarchomarxists but then triumphantly returned as a coffee company?"

[rcktpwr]

we all need to fuck

[acoolguy]

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[strandnreyes]

haven’t watched a show that made me laugh like this in so long plz go watch adults on fx/hulu

[wohnoorkajharnahaiii]

chai is extremely important for survival. dinosaurs didn't have chai; look what happened to them.

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Me greeting anyone else : hello, hi, hiya, heyo, heya, whassup

Me greeting you : OYE LOMDI! KIDHAR MAR GYA BE?!?!

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