How do I even, Tumblr?

  https://are-you-ready-for-combat.tumblr.com/ 

[speaknow]

not to sound depressed but the live performance of ME! on tour is going to be the happiest moment of my life and then it’s just all going downhill from there

[nightmare-dressedlikea-nightmare]

taylor said she is waiting for us to calm down before she releases more info, but the problem is we do calm like she does calm 

[nurseaddison]

THEY ARE INSIDE A KALEIDOSCOPE!

[nurseaddison]

THE SKY ISNT A CHRYSALIS, ITS THE END OF THE KALEIDOSCOPE WHERE LIGHT ENTERS:

[nurseaddison]

At the beginning of the video, the snake transforms into a group of butterflies which is called a KALEIDOSCOPE

(this also signifies the end of the reputation era and the beginning of the KALEIDOSCOPE Era!)

[nurseaddison]

A KALEIDOSCOPE OF LOUD HEARTBEATS UNDER COATS.

[nurseaddison]

Kaleidoscope:

a constantly changing pattern or sequence of objects or elements.

[nurseaddison]

There are 13 main sequences:

1. snake into butterfly

2. french fight

3. hallway jumping/beginning of song

4. clouds in the entry way

5. Easter business women dancing

6. Brendon jumping off balcony with Umbrellas

7. Unicorn waterfall

8. Kaleidoscope of heartbeats under coats

9. 60s Angel Band Concert

10. SPELLING IS FUN! with Oz Castle

11. Kaleidoscope cowboy dance

12. paint throwing

13. final umbrella in rainbow rain

[nurseaddison]

KALEIDOSCOPE IS THE ALBUM TITLE GUYS.

[lunarvalleysx]

I believe this wholeheartedly.

And now we wait.

[ohheeeyitsbri]

No wonder she had to encourage us that SPELLING IS FUN!

[ssrider22]

@ohheeeyitsbri Know what you NEED to make a kaleidoscope work?

DAYLIGHT

Step into the DAYLIGHT! ! !

[nurseaddison]

WAIT. REMEMBER HOW EVERYONE SAID THATS THE OLD TAYLORS FALLING?

wellll. what if it is, but the pattern is from the way a kaleidoscope makes patterns with light…and that’s why the placement is so precise?

the ground is showing the many facets to her kaleidoscope.

[ssrider22]

At this point my brain is such mush I would stan a theory for an album to be named

Unicorn Gargoyle

[ssrider22]

Kaleidoscope of a different kind 👀

[ssrider22]

Adding a kaleidoscope-adjacent theory also related to the exact same concept just with a different potential name:

MOSAIC

A mosaic is a piece of art or image made from the assembling of small pieces of colored glass, stone, or other materials.

Images from ME!

Mosaic tile floors

Mosaic glass sky

Mosaic cobblestone street

Mosaic kaleidoscope

Mosaic of cool chicks

See Also:

Mosaic broken hearts

Taylor’s different residences could be considered a mosaic of homes

Experiences/Life lessons (turning lessons into legacy) could be considered a mosaic of your personality.

[nightmare-dressedlikea-nightmare]

taylor said she is waiting for us to calm down before she releases more info, but the problem is we do calm like she does calm 

[kristianaandtheheartbreakprince]

We gotta get past 74 million views on the ME! Video to be the #1 viewed video in 24hrs!!

At 4 hours online, it’s at 16 million

LETS GO TEAM!!! WE CAN DO IT!!! 

[kristianaandtheheartbreakprince]

Gotta get it past 200 million to be the most viewed video in the first 24 hours on any platform (#1 is a FB “Rings” (prank) video)

Gotta get past a total of 6 billion to beat Despacito (by Luis Fonsi) as the #1 viewed video EVER

Gotta get past 43 million to beat Taylor’s #1 viewed in the first 24 hours (LWYMMD)

[it-feels-like-a-perfect-night]

Personally I’m excited for track one. Track one for the last 5 albums has been a mood setter, the opening act. It sets the stage for the entire story Taylor’s going to tell. What!! Will!! It!! Be !!!

[subpar-earthling]

Always

[petalsforarrmor-deactivated2024]

IM PANICKING AND IM NOT EVEN AT THE DISCO

[officialtaylornation]

WANEGBT (2012): “I just- I mean, this is exhausting you know? Like, we are never ever getting back together, like… ever”

Shake It Off (2014): “Hey hey hey… Just think about while you’ve been getting down and out bout the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, you could’ve been getting down to this… sick… beat…”

Look What You Made Me Do (2017): “I’m sorry… the Old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now… why? Oh… cause she’s dead!

ME! (2019): “Hey kids! Spelling is fun!”

[subpar-earthling]

Only Taylor would stage an elaborate countdown, commission a mural, release a whole music video, just to reveal she got a third cat lol

[enchantednaz]

Taylor Swift is going to defeat thanos, confirmed.

[waywardwinterfics]

[subpar-earthling]

Taylurkinglurking

Liking posts about Taylor Swift liking posts without posting any posts of your own

[youllbeeightynine]

oh so when shawn mendes writes an essay about how much he loves taylor swift he gets published in time magazine but i write an essay about how much i love taylor swift it’s “off topic” and “not relevant to this class”

[subpar-earthling]

I literally wrote an essay for my College English class analyzing Taylor’s Wonderstruck perfume ad.  I got a few weird looks when we were doing our peer reviews

[scoobydoomistakes]

Ok, so, the gang is listening to Shag ‘n’ Scoob’s radio broadcast,

–when suddenly, oh noes! 

Crazy shenanigans are going down!

 They send a distress call, and board up the weather station…

…run screaming from a snow monster…

…try to hide inside a bunch of snowmen…

…pretend to be a running a fancy French restaurant…

…create and serve a meal made entirely of ice…

…have a… wait, a boxing match?

Because there just happened to be a boxing ring out in the middle of the Himalayas? 

And the snow monster was totally on board with the situation?

This movie just keeps getting better.

Anyway, Shaggy stuffs a Q-tip behind his ear…

…Scooby Roadrunners himself into a snowblower…

…they run…

…and run a whole lot more…

…try to escape up a tower…

…get trapped on said tower, because locations with only one exit/entrance are always good escape routes…

…and finally, they yell for help once more.

Which… wait, is broadcasted to the gang’s radio? 

Velma, right after: “Jinkies, we’ve lost them!”

…wait, so they’ve been listening this whole time?!

…despite Shaggy having been in 7 different locations, all several hundred feet from the microphone?

Fred: “We’ve got to get to that weather station, and fast!”

So… for the first 3 minutes and 17 seconds of you guys listening to Shaggy and Scooby’s distress call and panicked life-or-death chase, 

you were all like “Yeah, naw, it’s cool. We should just stand here, listening and doing absolutely nothing.”

…but once it’s already most-likely too late, then you decide you ought to go help?

#scoobydoobyconspiracy

[subpar-earthling]

I babysit a little girl who is obsessed with Scooby Doo so I've seen this movie a hundred times... this bothered me too lol

[swiftiekyle]

[thelasttime]

i just realized that “he can’t keep his wild eyes on the road” is actually really dangerous??? does he know that you have to be focused and alert at all times when you’re in control of a moving vehicle

[messthatuwanted]

“you almost ran the red cause you were looking over me”

“you hit the brakes too soon”

“you come and pick me up, no headlights”

“you almost drove us off the road”

“driving a new Maserati down a dead end street”

all of these are evidence that nothing good (or safe) starts in a getaway car and perhaps taylor needs to take the bus instead

[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

cotton eyed joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix

[lovingrot]

wheres the . wheres the link

[lovingrot]

wheres the fucking link

[batmanseyeliner]

https://youtu.be/i98bKRYIZd8

[stopstopstopstopstopp-deactivat]

WHAT THE F U C K

[spicyhomunculus]

*sends to someone immediately, with no explanation whatsoever*