to the dump!

maya~18~she/her~old things

[skinny-summer]

[argumate]

I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[this-too-shall-pass-1104]

Me: kneels down

My knees: what the

Fuck

Did you just do

[idreamofjimmy]

[moonweave-deleted-deactivated20]

[maddieonthings]

Oregon

[ghostlywriterr]

[worldhistoryfacts]

Fragment of one of Sophocles’ plays, the Ichneutai. Only about half of the play has been found. We only have seven of Sophocles’ plays in their entirety – scholars know that he wrote at least 120. The Ichneutai appears to have been a satyr play, a type of play known for its raunchy humor, meant as comic relief amidst heavier tragedies.

[godblum]

Winnie the Pooh deciding his outfit: this is more of a pussy out look

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

No offence but oh my god

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd

[plasmalogical]

friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you

[asapscience]

[hunnytrash-deactivated20181205]

[notkatniss]

daniel day-lewis at the 1990 oscars holds such a fascinating, powerful energy i love it

[kamajji]

[blackspy-deactivated20171104]

Ophelia 

[okaymad]

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[gentlemanbones]

You can but then they’ll be like “Sorry your insurance only covers softcore and some interracial stuff”

Fucking Cigna

[grisser]

This post is a mess

[early-this-morning-deactivated2]

I love how valid all of these retorts are.