and hit that bell

in loving memory of the coolest pig who ever lived. technoblade never dies!!!

[subtotechno]

donate to the sarcoma foundation if you're able to

also here's a link to techno's merch lol

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please read this before judging me for continuing this blog.

THIS IS A ROLEPLAY BLOG OF C!TECHNO. NON-CANON COMPLIANT. NOT MEANT AS IMPERSONATION OR REWRITING. JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN AND MAKE PEOPLE SMILE.

also, this is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. who lives in a FICTIONAL WORLD. if he says he's doing a crime it is FICTIONAL CRIME. don't flag my shit please lmao

please tag posts abt this blog as #bedrockverse

i reserve the right to ignore asks if i dont want to answer them or if theyre weird. also the right to block you if youre really weird.

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header image is a painting by georges rotig!

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TAGS/FORMAT:

voices.speak - asks from non-characters

oink.oink - interacting with other characters (asks and threads)

bell.ring - any in-character post

boar.pics - art! or mc screenshots

fire.works - anything unpleasant/angsty lol

t. [text] - talking only to chat, not to other characters

audience.participation - polls

ooc.thunder - out of character stuff

ADDITIONAL TAGS:

dream.on - dream sequences

moses.will - moseswilliams2

mino.taur - stuff about mino the ravager

pig.noblade - shapeshifted into tiny pig

techno.chan - shapeshifted into anime man

[color].za - interactions with colorzas

cherry.tree - lady death-possessed phil

mich.ael - michael _beloved

[subtotechno]

cowards. i'd do all of it all over again. i'd just win even harder the second time with all my new time traveller knowledge

[subtotechno]

Dw we’ll hold down the fort

epic. smell ya later losers

[subtotechno]

alright i'm gonna head out for a while, can you guys hold the fort down here while i'm gone

[subtotechno]

Subscribe to Quackity

traitor spotted. sic 'em, boys

[consumedbythefog-deactivated202]

[subtotechno]

this forgotten snack table is an untouched bounty for me to enjoy. if anyone gets within five feet of the cream puffs im gonna go scarymode

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

i don't like you

[subtotechno]

hog activities

[angelxxreaper]

i was gonna ask why you're beefing with a scarecrow but then i thought about it for a couple seconds and yeah no this makes sense

- @subtotechno

wh- that’s not?

nah, you’re fucking with me, i literally saw him move just a moment ago

[subtotechno]

must’ve been the wind

[subtotechno]

Funny and cool? Since when?

[subtotechno]

throws a dodgeball at your head and disappears into thin air

every day i am attacked for being funny and cool

[subtotechno]

I mean, did you?

you heard what i said about the bursting out of the ground thing. keep up

[subtotechno]

You had a grandpa?

no, i was joking of course. i grew out of the ground as a fully-formed adult with no genetic line just like everyone else

[subtotechno]

piglins deserve to be clowned on they literally cooked and ate my grandpa one time

[warped-fungus-on-a-stick]

🐷 pig-rock-riot Follow

i'm fucking tired of everyone ignoring the state of the bastion. it is VISIBLY falling apart and everyone just pretends it's not because nobody wants to admit that the good old days are over. REPAIR THE BASTIONS

🐽 truffleupagus Follow

sorry but this is a bad post. we literally have been repairing the bastions. do you think gilded blackstone just appears there? there is a guy filling in the cracks

🐷 pig-rock-riot Follow

THERE IS A GIANT HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING. IT HAS BEEN THERE FOR THREE MONTHS

👨🏾 steve Follow

i can fill in the hole i have some blocks!

🐷 pig-rock-riot Follow

SNREEK 🗡️

🐽 truffleupagus Follow

SNORT SHRIEEEK 🗡️🩸

🐖 the-baconator Follow

⚔️ HREEK oink oink SREEEK

🥓 gruesome-greg-official Follow

SHREEEEEK SNREEK ONK OINK OINK SHRIEK SNORKKKK 🪓🪓🪓

[subtotechno]

"ooooh technoblade how did you know people were posting a lit if you comm was off" shut up

[subtotechno]

"okay well how are you posting if your comm is off" maaaaaaaagic