kaden alexander

kaden // he/him // bi // 18 // mythology blog

[lolt64]

those spheres at Target

giant buried clowns

[gayestgen]

they slumber

[lolt64]

sentinels

[luaren]

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

[snorlaxatives]

ellen degeneres is turning 60 years old this week and i’m not sure how to process that information like…. i never knew how old she was and i never really thought about that fact that she has an age…. i feel like she just exists on this planet as an ageless entity

[2000ish]

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[ijustlaughalot]

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Christmas Playlist

Trans Siberian Orchestra | Carol Of The Bells

[thenarddog]

[createdd]

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

[enrique262]

[gokuma]

mood

[sa2ha]

shes in a cafe in amsterdam waiting for her date but she didnt show up, shes been waiting there for 30 minutes already and shes experiencing intrusive thoughts about being unlovable and is dissociating

[childishvivid]

Don’t project that negativity onto her!!! She’s just sitting in a cafe on a Sunday morning, she ordered her coffee and her date is still at the counter waiting for the scones she ordered for the both of them. She’s just a lil disappointed at how slow the customer service is, but she won’t complain about it ‘cause she knows they’re doing their best.

[sa2ha]

thank you so much i love you with all my heart

[overpricedvodka]

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[memejacker-deactivated20150111]

caligula had anime eyes

[ainda4441-deactivated20230101]

wait romans painted their marble sculptures

it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

[memejacker-deactivated20150111]

yep

here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 

[misterqueasy-blog]

i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

[space-gynecologist-deactivated2]

“I tried coloring it and then I ruined it”

[prokopetz]

And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues - often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process - because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.

Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.

(The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way - because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Sorry, I keep reblogging this over and over, the last comment is unbelievable. Wow.

[themarysue]

WUT

[ten-and-donna]

Knowledge bomb!

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Many more fig leaves in strategic places appeared thanks to the Victorians too.

[ichigomashi]

the vatican has a drawer of dicks that were taken off of statues

[haiku-robot]

the vatican has a drawer of dicks that were taken off of statues

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[monsieur-j]

Christopher Kane S/S 2018 Runway Details

[lefuckinsoleil]

A dress revealing your butt or boobs is nothing compared to a dress revealing THE INNER VOID™.

[depechemoon]

[weloveshortvideos]

[thebelfry]

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

[blanket-shine]

Omg

[littleluxray]

This video makes me so happy…

[suburban0utfitters]

me before i started watching food network: i made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

me now: what i've made for you today is a rustic-style raspberry reduction, garnished with a smooth roasted peanut spread, spread across a thick slice of white bread with another slice of bread holding the flavors in place. really, what i'm doing this for is my dad...he was always a chef, he's the reason i started cooking, and i know (sniff) i know if he was alive he'd want to see me win Chopped so i could continue working for the local urban garden café for sad children

[puppersofnewyork]

[dongboss]

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[margbarcis]

his name is dog water

[twitblr]

[mulletsmakememoist-deactivated2]

that’s honestly excellent advice 

[raw-r-evolution]

What they dont want you to learn on high school but will learn in the street

[tastefullyoffensive]

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We get it, you vape.

[fragipan-deactivated20180514]

Can’t believe I’m posting a vape vid

[wetjoints]

But like if you cut the vape section out (or skip it) this is a beautiful story about a bubble full of magical mist and it’s encounter with a very spiritual lake that sets it free.

[ithelpstodream]

[darkerskin-deactivated20170723]

Take this with you

[honeybrowns]

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this