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I’m an abortion provider in the state of California and I don’t know what the Supreme Court’s new bullshit is going to mean for the country but I’m gonna keep doing what I’m doing and California is gonna let me.

While I can’t officially give anyone any advice, I do have “thoughts” on self managed abortions. I strictly do touch free (no ultrasound) medical abortions so I am familiar with the process that say, hypothetically, a mail order abortion would entail.

#I’m neurodivergent and quite mentally ill but I am trying #abortion #reproductive rights #abortion providers

damejoansutherland

personally if robin williams and nathan lane were my eccentric but loving gay dads i would simply love and cherish them and not be a homophobic little bitch. rip to val from the birdcage but i'm different.

#the birdcage #watching it for the first time now #and I love it but also fuck Val

gayvampyr

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

#a needle in me I cannot even think about let alone witness #except tattoo needles I’m fine watching myself get inked #but in my day to day life I put needles in others lol and it doesn’t bother me a bit

To the two of you who shared a birthday, who became such an integral part of me that your birthday is still my most used number combination, who loved me in ways you’ll never admit and who destroyed me in ways you’ll never acknowledge, who I’ll never speak to again but will never be able to stop thinking about….

Happy 36th birthday. I hope the life you have is the one you wanted and the choices you made led you to joy.

sometiktoksarevalid

apolloniansorrow

ALSO ARTISTS LOOK AT THIS SO YALL CAN STOP DRAWING UR “PALE” BLACK CHARACTERS WHITE

#obsesssssssed #this is so cool #I love makeup that’s like sickly or deathly or bruised lol #like sad and fucked up but in a beautiful way #she looks like a haunted doll and I want to hear her tales

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

it's food

I'm dead

hopital

results

Voting ended onApr 26

naamahdarling

#last thing I searched was Botox #I was trying to read about the planned parenthood near me offering Botox #but I was half asleep so just searched Botox #which if eaten…would likely kill me!

statisticalcats2

There are gonna be people who won't like hearing this but if you want to live in a world where mixed marriages, families, and adoptions (particularly POC adopting outside their "race") aren't maligned and discriminated against, then you have got to get more chill about seeing someone partaking in something cultural that you don't think fits the "race" you perceive them as.

statisticalcats2

It's a vague memory now, it was a vague memory even at the time I made this post, but I think what sparked this was remembering stupid comments I saw about a Chinese-American cookbook that were complaining about it being written by a white woman and then I looked the white woman up and the briefest research showed she was adopted as a child into a Chinese-American family and just....

*pinches nose*

Fellas, is it cultural appropriation to inherit your family's culture but you don't pass the blood quantum test?

All of you are literally just racist. You've come full-circle. You're working under the belief that people are supposed to "keep to their own kind" and that means the socially invented concept of "race", and "race mixing" of any sort is unnatural.

asteroidtroglodyte

What discussing Cultural Appropriation was supposed to be about: why does Cheryl get to wear Dreads to work but Tyrone doesn’t?

What it became: Segregation 2 electric boogaloo

#my ex’s sister being blonde and blue eyed having the most connection to her Mexican heritage #and my ex’s other sister being clearly Mexican in appearance and the epitome of no sabo #the first was given such shit for learning Spanish and how to cook Mexican food and listening to a ton of Spanish music #because she doesn’t look like it could be hers by birth

libraford

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

weshallbekind

Also, please understand that SO often the real issue these people have is that they just want to say something inappropriate. They don't like being told they can't say "fag", so they'd say it for a reaction, just like a teenager would.

Shut down the conversation without reacting.

"His dick, not mine" will get you much further to shutting that guy down than "well it's really inappropriate to call someone a slur while I'm the job site".

And that's the point. To shut them up. To make them quit saying shit like that. The first one makes him seem kinda weird for caring about what that guy does with his dick. The second one gives him something to fight against and make a big deal about.

mckitterick

code-switching matters for communicating across cultures of all varieties

teaboot

Cannot overstate how many flavours of bullshit disguised as political opinion can be shut down by “none of my business” or “don’t be rude”

#big fan of fixing them with a deathly disgusted stare and going ‘…and?’#or an ‘ooooohkayyy’ like they’ve just told you the moon is a babybel

the-polyhedron

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

iridescent-birds

ok I wanna make a poll now

What was your most beloved plushie as a child?

Bear

Dog

(Domestic) cat

Big cat

Equine (horse/zebra/donkey)

Rabbit/bunny

Sheep/lamb

Sea creature

Other domesticated animal

Other wild animal

Fantasy creature

Not an animal

Voting ended onApr 15

(I know this isn't the most even way to represent animal groups but I tried to go off of what I saw mentioned most in the notes)

Reblogs for sample size appreciated!

#a giant old English sheepdog that I would nap on #like the size of a 5 year old lol his name was snuffles #runner up was Sammy my cabbage patch kid

exitwound

Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will

#reminds me of when I had to ‘audit’ chem in high school #I had already taken it a year ahead of my peers #but then my youth exchange got fucked and I had to take whatever random classes #so I ‘audited’ chem but I was too bored just sitting there listening #so I did assignments and she was like if you turn in stuff I HAVE to grade it are you sure??

victusinveritas

#Steph and Pam #if you see this I was literally thinking of you today

pomaril

its pretty simple all you need is a fuckbuddy a better job a good therapist welbutrin clothes made from high quality natural fibers a good diet lots of water a social network a supportive family a fulfilling hobby a comfortable bed two hundred dollar leather shoes sun exposure (but not too much) a silk pillowcase a workout routine an education rich parents a 401k a trip abroad a plan for the future a short commute no debt a hair stylist you trust white teeth no roommates wool socks a costco membership good insurance a screentime limiter clear skin a healthy sleep schedule and a blunt!

#I’ve got a good therapist a Costco membership and no roommates #so I’m like 7% of the way there!

weaver-z

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

#lmao not me and my medical assistants turning off the interpreter if they speak Spain Spanish #because my Mexican patients will complain or be confused #or us afterward going ‘I did NOT follow that person’ and someone saying oh they’re Dominican’ or something

Me (already diagnosed with fibromyalgia): Man I have a lot of pain and sensitivities and weakness and headaches and fatigue, what the hell is going on?

My Google search: sounds like this could be fibromyalgia ever heard of it??

Me: nah that can’t be it what could it beeeeee

#fibromyalgia #fibro problems #chronic illness #sort of always secretly hoping there’s some magic cure all and it’s not just yeah it’s rough oh well #like I could just somehow have Pain Illness That Goes Away with One Shot Forever disease

dogpuppy

#saw this as I was debating if I’m really going to give in to the urge to go back to bed #and the answer is yes the gods willed it goodnight

batmanshole

best leafy green veg

spinach

cabbage

kale

napa cabbage

lettuce (any kind)

bok choy

arugula

collard greens

swiss chard

watercress

other?

i don’t like any leafy greens :(

Voting ended onFeb 26

also add in the tags how you cook / season it!!!

#I’ll put spinach in or on just about anything #throw it in eggs put it in a pasta pile it on a sandwich eat a fistful with a shooter of dressing idc

falsedetective

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

falsedetective

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

digital-morganism-deactivated20

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

#cake occupies that weird swath where I’m never intentionally seeking it out #but I also will not turn it off if it is happening to me

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