A Little Snack On The Beach . . .
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A Little Snack On The Beach . . .
being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy
1% sane, 99% yearning for fangs in my neck
Enough vampire x human. Not because the age shit that can be iconic with an adult ass human. However. Fledgling/young vampire x more powerful vampire that ISNT their master. Like fledgling killed or ran from their master. and run across another bitch who is like âomgggg ur so cute lemme help uâ but as a more-or-less equal, even if a bit. Fumbling.
Get squished by Dracula..
The soul is close to the heart
best trope is centuries old vampire & distressed twink
you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.
âokay, dude, iâm only feeding on you âcause iâm starving and there arenât any hot girls around. no homo.â âwait, youâre gonna suck my blood?â âno, iâm gonna drink your blood. i donât suck, thatâs gay. donât make this weird, broâ
âah, i see youâre staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?â ânah man, itâs just⊠i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they havenât come outâŠâ
âwe do not drink⊠wine.â âokay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?â
he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his âsunâs out guns outâ tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen
ask and ye shall recieve
My children
kelley jones????
long overdue for some fangs in my neck
psychologically fumbling with my sense of self-preservation as a vampire has his fangs mere inches from my neck
boom shakalaka
the generational gap between me & the vampire who is biting me
big fan of whatever the hell these guys have going on