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1% sane, 99% yearning for fangs in my neck

Enough vampire x human. Not because the age shit that can be iconic with an adult ass human. However. Fledgling/young vampire x more powerful vampire that ISNT their master. Like fledgling killed or ran from their master. and run across another bitch who is like “omgggg ur so cute lemme help u” but as a more-or-less equal, even if a bit. Fumbling.

rielzero

Get squished by Dracula..

vamplire

cardo-de-comer

The soul is close to the heart

#not vampire related but raw af

vamplire

best trope is centuries old vampire & distressed twink

#unfortunately yeah

eugeniedanglars

you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.

“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”

“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”

“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”

he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen

syqitten