Call me Buttercup, 'Cause I'm the Queen of Trash

Misha's the name, breaking hearts is the game. Solarpunk, leftist memes, fandom.

[tryclops]

[tryclops]

happy 4/13 

[flowerinaflame]

[luxgalador]

THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT

[succubiqueen]

I need people to know this was is the aquarium Finding Dory was based on. Just FYI.

[japhers]

hydrangea parasol gentleman~

[ampersandra]

i couldnt stop laughing to myself in the middle of that one song in kinky boots where the straight guy main character dude sings about making mistakes and being a little bitch and does this whole self-pity number when he’s finally realized he’s a bit of a shitty person all because i couldnt stop thinking of that one clip from crazy ex gf where the main character sings that song you stupid bitch. you ruined everythingggg you stupid stupid bitch. and honestly, they did it better.

[succubiqueen]

I’m reblogging this cuz I hate “Soul of a Man”- it’s like, supposed to be the saddest song in this show when this straight white capitalist sings about how everyone hates him cuz he’s being fucking homophobic and exploiting Lola (a black drag queen), why the fuck should anyone pity you, you slug. I haven’t seen Crazy Ex GF but I totally agree with this because I hate Soul of a Man so much.

[katiemcgrath]

Every star wants to be the moon but never succeeds. 

[heikala]

Urban Jungle

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Hey you all tumblr folk! I’ll be at Tampere Kuplii this weekend. If you are at Tampere come and check it out, it’s a free event held in Tampere Talo and one of my fave events in Finland. I have a table at the Sorsapuistosali✨

[tandembicycles]

FMA au where everything is the same except whenever Kimblee eats a fucking philosopher’s stone he makes the anime girl eating “hooomp” noise.

[tandembicycles]

Due to the absolutely overwhelming demand, I have graciously gifted you all with this poorly made video. Please enjoy. 

[aureopeachh]

modern au henry & tharja are mall goths who hang out in sephora and shit talk everybody together

[missvespertilio]

@mcsquigly

[novapopstar]

Voice Over and Singing Commissions Open!

Im doing voice over and singing commissions!

To get a good idea as to what my acting is like:

                  Heres my demo reel!

https://soundcloud.com/fantabulistical/xandi-alexander-demo-reel-2017         

              My most recent cover:

https://soundcloud.com/fantabulistical/xandi-your-reality-doki-doki-literature-club-cover                

                           Prices!

$10 base price per 3 min recordings

$1 per extra line farther than 3 mins.

$3 per extra min past the 3 min mark

$3 extra if adding music

$3 extra if adding effects to voice

$1 extra for adding sound effects

$10 for singing commision a capella $15 for singing commision with music

Any Youtube intro voice lines or.          advertisements will be set at $20

If you want me voicing long Narration pieces, please understand that will be between $30 - $50 depending on length.

Contact me on discord

XandiAlexander#3106

We’ll come up with prices for what you want there.

If you cant do discord then my email is [email protected]

No NSFW commissions. Dirty jokes and flirting are allowed but sex isnt.

Also no offensive material as well.

Payment is through Paypal and must be in USD

Please boost this everywhere!! It would help alot!! I really need the cash to be able to see my overseas partner. I need this desprately.

- Xandi Alexander

[succubiqueen]

Signal boosting my friends commisions! She’s a super talented actress and singer, so if you need something, I highly highly recommend her!

[succubiqueen]

My Coordinate from the OTT birthday party today!

Dress and HeadPiece: @haenuli (flower crown bit is Claires)

Bag: Puvithel (https://www.etsy.com/shop/Puvithel)

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[succubiqueen]

So has 50 notes and no on has actually bothered to tell me I’m not actually holding my Puvithel bag in it. So here.

[japhers]

I've never thought of finger only gloves until this post and now I need them Immediately

they’re usually known as half palm gloves and they make people look very classy without being as spotlight-stealing as opera gloves!

[succubiqueen]

I LOVE HALF PALM GLOVES I own a pair and they’re so bad ass

[neckkiss]

Her (2013)

[crystalgemme]

Apparently Nickelodeon wants to build an attraction in Palawan, Philippines . 

This might seem fun for some people, but for us it’s not. 

You see, Palawan is known for its non-commercialized islands and untouched beaches. There are only a few resorts in there, and the government limits tourism population there. Here are some pictures of our beautiful islands:

Nickelodeon, however, wants to capitalize the island of Coron, Palawan. They’re going to build a resort and theme park there. They claim that they want to “spread environmental awareness” but they’re really not. Building this resort will disrupt the marine ecosystem; thus destroying the environment there. Also, Palawan is our last ecological frontier in the Philippines. If they’re going to continue to do this, more and more big companies will cash-in to commercialize Palawan- and I really do not want that to happen.

I know petitions won’t do much, but at least we can prove a point that Palawan should not be disrupted. Please sign this petition, so that it will not only show that us Filipinxs don’t want this, but people from different countries as well. Please spread it around as well, so that people from different countries can be aware of what Nickelodeon is doing.

Ang aming kalikasan ay hindi dapat sirain. Maraming salamat po.

[cappucinotarts]

Gotta spread this myself. I’m Filipina and the conservation of home is incredibly important to me. Pollution is already a huge issue throughout the country’s cities. Many islands including Palawan are home to not just beautiful nature but some of the last of our untouched, uncolonized heritage.

[buddhabrot]

wtf

[fuyusarah]

NO. PLEASE NO. I LEGIT CRIED WHEN I READ THE NEWS ARTICLE. The article is in a legit news network. It’s not fake. MY CHEST HURTS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. The developers say it won’t hurt the environment but artificial structures are artificial structures. PLEASE. PLEASE. NO.

I CAN ONLY HOPE THE PETITION IS GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. I SIGNED IT SO FAST.

EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT FILIPINO, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST. PLEASE.

[studynowsandee]

THIS! 

[the-c4ts-pajamas]

Hey, they cancelled this because of us :) https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/23/nickelodeon-abandons-philippine-resort-plan-after-backlash

[thecooler]

very long kids series ur library probably had ten million of

[thecooler]

If anyone else comments about Warriors I will reduce u to a single atom

[shinjitxt]

Dirk strider is so dumb. Honestly there is nothing sexy or interesting about him. He wears triangle anime shades. He has a fucking hat on his shirt. He thinks knowing rudimentary philosophy makes him some kind of intellectual badass who is better than everyone else. He wears baggy pants and horse jockey wear. He probably isnt even short enough to be a horse jockey. He has a puppet fetish and a horse fetish and HIS HAIR STICKS UP LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER. HE IS SO UNSEXY. HE IS SO DUMB. I HATE HIM. I hate dirk strider. I loathe him. I despise him. I hate him so much. His orange eyes that looks like… like fire. Hell fire. This fire in my skin. This burning desire is turning me to sin. But its not my fault! Im not to blame. Its not my fault. Why did god make the devil so much stronger than a man? Protect me maria. Dont let the siren cast his spell. Dont let his fire sear my flesh and bones. DESTROY DIRK STRIDER and let him taste the FIRES OF HELL!! Or else let him be mine and mine alone…. I will burn down all of paris if i have to.

[cosmospoons]

“Mr Darcy is not a romantic hero. He’s a socially inept nerd,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame, when a voice commands silence from the room.

“She’s right.” I look to the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Elizabeth Bennet herself.

[succubiqueen]

My Coordinate from the OTT birthday party today!

Dress and HeadPiece: @haenuli (flower crown bit is Claires)

Bag: Puvithel (https://www.etsy.com/shop/Puvithel)

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