Hmu down in South Park

Yo I'm the new arrival in town, most people (assholes) know me as Douchebag or Butthole but my real name is Melvin. I set this blog up to see what the fuss is about so hit me up folks✌️✌️✨

[such-a-total-melvin]

@sp-newkidlife @ask-thatonenewkid

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It be that day again

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I just noticed that you and your dad wear same colored shirts.... Also is Peppermint is an easily spooked kitty?

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"Hey dude! Do you believe in aliens?" -Sebby☯️

“God damn it-”

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owo

H͡-̨͟҉H̴͟e̴̵̕w̕ẁ̵̧o̴w͘ w̷̸͝ ̨̛́ò̶̶o̡͏w?̷̵ ̴?͘?҉͡͞

[such-a-total-melvin]

RYAN IS GEYY FOR KYLEEEE

What else is new lol?

[sp-newkidlife]

[such-a-total-melvin]

[such-a-total-melvin]

RYAN IS GEYY FOR KYLEEEE

What else is new lol?

[such-a-total-melvin]

So does Peppermint sleep on your bed to keep you warm? Also love the cat hat, man!

Everytime

also, thank you!

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OwO What's dis?

Hewwo?

[such-a-total-melvin]

welcome to the void madlads

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"Yo, gnarly brah 👈👈- Melvin ✨

“Totally Gnarly…” -Seb

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So... Valentines huh?

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-What are your thought towards the Secret Kingdom of Ducks?- -"Q-quack?" ARE YOU POSSESSED BY THE DUCKS?!!!!- (Poppy 🐥)

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-Stay Away, You Possessed Child-

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-What are your thought towards the Secret Kingdom of Ducks?- -"Q-quack?" ARE YOU POSSESSED BY THE DUCKS?!!!!- (Poppy 🐥)

[sp-newkidlife]

|| We’re not friends anymore, Anderson. ||

[such-a-total-melvin]

*sweats profusely*

[asksouthparkiris]

"Heya, what's goin' on?" - Melvin ✨

Oh hey! You’re that Mel kid right? I heard about you from Ryan. Nothing much just got done with some shopping for Valentine’s Day.

Are you ok? You look a bit cold…. I do have a spare hat in my backpack. I just hope you don’t mind it’s a cat hat.https://www.etsy.com/listing/495725704/pussyhat-pattern-cat-beanie-cat-ear**Melvin has received a Cat Ear beanie**

[such-a-total-melvin]

-wheezes- I love it.

[asksouthparkiris]

Really? I’m so happy that you like it! You can keep it, I can always make more hats.

[such-a-total-melvin]

[asksouthparkiris]

"Heya, what's goin' on?" - Melvin ✨

Oh hey! You’re that Mel kid right? I heard about you from Ryan. Nothing much just got done with some shopping for Valentine’s Day.

Are you ok? You look a bit cold…. I do have a spare hat in my backpack. I just hope you don’t mind it’s a cat hat.https://www.etsy.com/listing/495725704/pussyhat-pattern-cat-beanie-cat-ear**Melvin has received a Cat Ear beanie**

[such-a-total-melvin]

-wheezes- I love it.

[such-a-total-melvin]

-What are your thought towards the Secret Kingdom of Ducks?- -"Q-quack?" ARE YOU POSSESSED BY THE DUCKS?!!!!- (Poppy 🐥)