Always crushing on at least one fictional woman

She/her // 19 // Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 // Pretty much what the name says //

[filmphotofranz]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[sufferingfromsimp]

Oh my word I’m so gay

[india422]

In Real Life Chaggie on Broadway.

The commitment is off the charts! 😂

[sufferingfromsimp]

The way I watched Hazbin on Broadway with my friend today for the first time and this caught me SO OFF GUARD. I was like Wait are they- OH MY GOD.

It kills me that most of the audience was GAGGED lmfao

not to mention I am a fucking simp for a woman in a suit

Who said that. Not me!

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

the police are here 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[katie-mcgrathfan]

Oh no 😭😭 so much stuff happens to you 😭

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

so it was a "threatening phonecall" which means bomb threat probably

[katie-mcgrathfan]

Has it been handled yet? Ik most of those are fake

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

It has Not been handled yet & it's probably fake but you dont wanna take any chances, y'know?

[katie-mcgrathfan]

Yeah that actually happened A Lot when I was in like 9th grade

So you're are just going to be standing outside for a while then? 😭

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

I am, in fact, just Leaving

[sufferingfromsimp]

Queeeen what is your life 💀💀 are you okay?

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

I am at home now! so yes!! but uh. not having a Super Awesome time, yknowwwww

[sufferingfromsimp]

I’m very sorry to hear that and I’m glad you’re home safe now 🫂🫂

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

the police are here 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[katie-mcgrathfan]

Oh no 😭😭 so much stuff happens to you 😭

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

so it was a "threatening phonecall" which means bomb threat probably

[katie-mcgrathfan]

Has it been handled yet? Ik most of those are fake

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

It has Not been handled yet & it's probably fake but you dont wanna take any chances, y'know?

[katie-mcgrathfan]

Yeah that actually happened A Lot when I was in like 9th grade

So you're are just going to be standing outside for a while then? 😭

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

I am, in fact, just Leaving

[sufferingfromsimp]

Queeeen what is your life 💀💀 are you okay?

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[eebie]

i wanna do brofist when you are around

[eebie]

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

[fossilfuelled]

@sufferingfromsimp :)

[sufferingfromsimp]

AWWJEKFNAJFNAKFKEJDJIDID 🫶🏻

[justcallmedom31]

[thefirstdayofhalloween]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

[mylourrydiary]

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[w-for-wumbo]

can you believe it’s not butter butter

[tardis-mind-palace]

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

[monopx]

i really dont think they meant bestiality

[ornitharts]

no because why would the Duffers write Robin to explicitly say she gets anxious and ramble-y when around a girl she likes before sticking her with Nancy for the entirety of the season and writing her to be an anxious ramble-y mess???

[hgedits]

If you're not fucking stupid, then you've only got one choice...hail vox populi, the people's voice!

[chenqiumiao]

(about every blorbos in existence) let them be gay! let them be queer! let them be lgbt!

[dogpuppy]

[chubbidust]

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[cocomarsh]

Oh yeah, dude, this is peak

Tags: @thec00lestguyy @smilee5940 @god-of-jirai @mizu-kox @m4d3-of-styr0foam @avesat25 @mxlody-lit-hrrrrt-1128 + ANYONE ELSE!!!

[a-aaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah]

... hehe sure

@dazaisfavbitch @pearly-stargirl + open tags

[pearly-stargirl]

OMG let’s see…

wdym I have no one in my camera roll.

b-but ma’am! You never saved anything!! ARGHAGAHSHJFNSJIDJNN

I’ll just add tags….

@ghama-gotnothin @hearteyesllc @starlykree

@consumption-official +open tags

[starlykree]

Absolute banger 🥹🥹

Open tags I’m lazyi

[pixie-likes-pastries]

Oh? Uh ig he’s okay @sanestozakistan @iador3u @anda-fry-masala @sleepycrexture

[sanestozakistan]

YESYESYESYESYESYES!! OMG I WON SO HARD

@thesillierant @sunvyon @kyoupuringokuu

[thesillierant]

WE'VE WON OMFG

@fr3akology @party-on-duuuudes

[not-karl]

well if you insist!!!!!!!

[papa-offical]

A fucking flower

[char-char-f0x]

Bro… HELL YES!!! I’m so lucky!! MY MANS!!! >w<

@andescandieses @kirikoisreal @explodingmagnets +open tags!! :3

[kirikoisreal]

WELLLLLL😳😳😳😳

@spacemancraig64 @st4ry3mi @char-char-f0x @casseyissleeping @in-d3bt @explodingmagnets @asharoni-arts @faultycoldstars @wearingpants

[wearingpants]

That just means they gotta get married

Idk who made this

@st4ry3mi @faultycoldstars @yafavmimi @sparklebear11 @spacemancraig64 @pixl-puppyyy

[yafavmimi]

ILL TAKE MY CHANCES TY OMFG

@faultyjam @samthelocalshadow @saddowthehodgeheg @certified-ash-moment + so many others mb

[songrosedarling]

Hope y'all don't mind if ya join in? 👀🥺✨

Hehehehe yaayyyyy my biggest fictional crush 😂😂😵‍💫😵‍💫✨✨

( don't judge meh please loll)

No pressure tags+ no pressure open tags too!

@lovesflourmorethananything @realityxxbroken @wheel-of-eyes @blueberryloki

[lovesflourmorethananything]

FUCK YEAHHHHH

open tags ‼️‼️‼️

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

winning

open tags!

[katie-mcgrathfan]

I got the best ones!!

Open tags!!

[sufferingfromsimp]

(I am choosing to ignore the man because, well, obvious reasons 🫪💅)

Let’s fucking go, polyamory /j

Open tags!

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[project-azrael]

@allpinkandgoldandglittering

Considering they're usually beat up by those traumas and coping in different ways each time, they're beat up.

Also literally every single one is like arrested or taken into custody at first? Clint, Natasha, Daisy, Robbie...

[katie-mcgrathfan]

Outfits I think genya would eat in

And she would look so good in a bridal lehnga too

SHE SO WOULD!! OMG THANKS FOR SENDING ME THESE!!

They ALL look like something I can see her wearing!

(I dont think it ever said she wears a red + gold outfit but I definitely think she does!!)

[sufferingfromsimp]

The idea of Genya in these outfits AUFHHFJFHFHFH