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[suchdifficult]

didn’t know I still have this on my phone ✌️✌️

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[suchdifficult]

forgot what my Tumblr info was yikes

[dailymarvelheroes]

[respectfulmemes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[breathtakingdestinations]

[homedesigning]

[gwenmaysie-deactivated20201008]

[long-ago-1234567890]

ok heres what i dont understand. why is pizza considered “unheathy”???? it’s literally just bread, tomatoes, and cheese. if u had that stuff as a non-pizza ppl would consider that a pretty healthy meal. why does it suddenly get a bad rep once it becomes pizza

[long-ago-1234567890]

[dogswearinghats]

[gotham]

[handsomedogs]

[gameraboy]

[about-usa]

[suckstobemeforaday-deactivated2]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

randy your

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