Shit's gon happen.

Where shit happens.

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I kind of miss my incel anons but I may have blocked all of them at this point

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[michellechang]

nurse joy when chansey keeps using softboiled to heal the patients

[queer-as-city-folk]

DIVA DOWN, I REPEAT, DIVA DOWN!!!

[dogpuppy]

[greatwaytokillhim]

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[kyleehenke]

the terrors of the past don’t stop

[montresormeal-deactivated202511]

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[catgirltitties]

ok so write that down

[guooey]

Eating my one big leaf!

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[segamascott]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[sossegato]

no that's the evil chancellor

[digmon]

the best pokemon professor is elm 100% he gets robbed by a 10 year old and his instinct isnt call the cops at first its call another 10 year old

[thyrell]

to catch a horse you gotta think like a horse

[lightanddarkkh]

He didn’t even think like a horse he just called another horse.