beary pleased to meet you

they/he main for @mirkwoodchangeling (lotr blog)

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[foxdoodles]

the prince of purpee, oregon

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[tsalala]

A mountain lion cub feasting on a mountain goat carcass. Photographed by Stay Wild Media.

[ziawouldntwannabeya]

[doodlesnoff]

"let us delight in the adventures of the nakhudha Amina al-Sirafi" and all the hot tea she's spilling

y'all this is THE book if you're like me & love queer thieves getting back together for 'one last job' where stakes are suddenly raised and the real prize is the family you made along the way

[faun-draws]

Since so many people liked my Amina art over here on tumblr, here’s more of her and her crew. This is Tapestry of fate art and there are some major spoilers under the cut!

Pls do not share anywhere else:)

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[sweet4ngell]

[homunculus-argument]

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

[skull-bearer]

Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we've got lying around. We're going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.

[hyperhypnotichyena]

[charl0ttan]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[grymmdark]

you were the control

[charl0ttan]

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[sharts-of-narsil]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[alackofghosts]

strawbeary... bluebeary...

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours