beary pleased to meet you

they/he main for @mirkwoodchangeling (lotr blog)

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[sunflower-eddiediaz]

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

[adhd-vibes]

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

[chronocrump]

[homunculus-argument]

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

[licensedproldier]

[thegreatyin]

every so often i look at pictures of baby fruit bats and i start sobbing.

peace and love on planet earth.

[chipper-smol]

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

[c-53]

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[nosnexus]

Hey, YOU KNOW IT!

City Council of Darkness episode 7

[tallahasseemp3]

biopics need to go back to hating their subject like the social network. enough puff pieces. spend 2 hours making me hate that guy and have the subject be so mad at the existence of the movie that it only makes people want to see it more. activate pvp mode and don't waste my fucking time

[romanceyourdemons]

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

[deep-green-existentialist]

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

[happymiffy]

[segamascott]

guys i have an idea for a movie it's about a musician ☺️ and it's a biopic 🤩 and it tells their story 🧐 because even though they were famous 🥳 they also had some struggles 😔 but also some good moments too 😊 don't you want to come relive their wikipedia page 🤗

[materassassino]

don't look at the "controversies" section we're not putting that in the movie

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[citadelofthestars]

from whence u came is pretty much the most classic way to go back

[deathcultwizard420]

house as character trope i love you. house as gaping wound in the maw of creation trope i love you. house as caretaker and house as abuser and house as dog that bites the hand that feeds it i love you. house as safety perverted i love you. house as starving and hungry and desperate for attention i love you i love you i lo