I have some really bad news babe

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[thememedaddy]

[aropride]

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

[mcmissileproof]

some of y'all are getting too comfortable acting like transmeds lately tbh

[pepperinaa]

he ran into my yaoi paddle. he ran into my yaoi paddle 10 times

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[kropotkindersurprise]

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.

[yaoiblackmold]

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[a-pile-of-dolls]

[micromontage]

sunday evening dont trust yourself hold the line

[thehorizonmachine]

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

[athelind]

[IMAGE: The logo for the Pathfinder TTRPG]

[xrd]

[beansfrombeans]

wearing a shirt that says I SURVIVED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER BUT I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH CONDITIONS SO IT FELT LIKE A BIG DEAL WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[zed-sabre]

remembering how

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[hometoursandotherstuff]