[lavenderyellow]

Me watching Clone Wars like

[brolinjosh]

Everybody wants a happy ending. Right? But it doesn’t always roll that way. Maybe this time. I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration. I hope families are reunited, I hope we get it back and something like a normal version of the planet has been restored, if there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren’t alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I mean, I wouldn’t have been surprised, but come on. The epic forces of dark and light that have come in to play. And for better or worse, that’s the reality Morgan’s gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely death, on my part. I mean, not that death at any time isn’t untimely. This time travel thing we’re gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it’s got me scratching my head about the survivability of it all. Then again that’s the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything’s gonna workout exactly the way it’s supposed to.

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are busy 

[milkaleksandr]

I mean the finale sucked but at least we got to see Ghost and Jon and Ghost reunion and that’s enough for me

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[mcavoy]

[livs-cooke]

You know, I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

Avengers: Infinity War (2018), dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

[chrishemswortharchive]

I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. 

[gaelgarcia]

The best 6 minutes 45 seconds of screen time

[problem-queen]

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.

[arabwife]

i may b sad but did u see my outfit

[discordion]

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

[lord-of-the-nerds]

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

[queelez]

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

[marvelgifs]

[lizmaryjennings]

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[bonitapplebumb]

I have NEVER seen a more accurate representation of this satanic industry

[babil6]

You’re a pathetic loser, right?

[fortuneredding]

Being normal is vastly overrated.