idk man

[covid-safer-hotties]

[anneemay]

[nyancrimew]

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

[retquits]

so don't get too comfortable.

high resolution free to download [ here ]

[rachaels]

[songsomi]

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[edit: image description written by @womanfredvonkarma ]

[greaserink]

cryin' shame that walmart markiplier is just too sexually charged to be on tumblr smh

[agenttajnesile-deactivated20250]

[martyrwill]

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[grimoiremanifest]

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[space-arcanist]

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

[the-doctored-pepper-deactivated]

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

[pixiexbites]

minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

[flagellant]

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

[unbeeliever]

I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment

[samfodo]

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

[transfemininomenon]

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

[toastbutteregg]

[steelsuit]

Happy Valentines Day!! All Transformers hearts in one compilation! 🥰

[jessaerys]

we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

[jessaerys]

back in the day you could write about the most sickeningly vile atrocious war crimes happening to your blorbo and everyone was like. kyaaaaaaaa >w<. they just got it. they understood

[mysterycat-isme]

What the fuck is whump

[zaraki-fempachi-deactivated2024]

Don't worry about it kitten

[shewhowillrise]

[spicy-apple-pie]

Mpreg Bruce

[sermna]

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk