HIT A MAN WITH YOUR BIKE TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE @suckerforbumbleby - Tumblr Blog

new year new me!! excited to leave shitty times in 2025 where they belong

pro tip: don't stay with someone who doesn't give a fuck about you. you will literally feel 300 times better being single. i found energy i forgot i even had.

#the saltiest potato chip #another pro tip. if they sexually assault you maybe leave the first time it happens and don't dismiss your own feelings.#the 3 rules of consent: enthusiastic. freely given. can be revoked at any time. remember that and don't give in to whining begging etc.#also if someone is going hot and cold on you but when you try to ask for feedback and they say everything's fine? they just don't like you.#and that's ok! if shit sucks hit the bricks. don't stay bc they say they'll try to be better or you feel bad or want to help them.#worst mistake of my life (so far!)#immediately followed by the best (cutting her out forever...or as much as i can when you're in the same friend group)#relationships #new year #shitty ex #sa mention #sexual assault #if my IRLs see this no i'm not kidding and yes i don't know how to bring this up naturally so here. yes it is who you think it's about.

persianmom-deactivated20260602

I Will Get The Light Back In My Eyes in 2026

lesbianshadowheart

ive been playing expedition 33

baejax-the-great

It's about grief. It's about letting go. It's about fighting on. It's about family. It's about the existential horror of mimes.

It's about escapism. It's about surviving despite it all. It's about the wonder of the world even in darkness. It's about mimes beating the shit out of you.

It's about love. It's about heartbreak. It's about who the fuck put all those mimes here

tastylemonbread

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

ghoulfacts

Special shoutout to the DavidPro Phantom Blood opening where the bullets are fully brass, flush with the casing, no rim, perfectly undisturbed primer, and fired whole out of some webleys.

v4l-p4l

raising you this

ghoulfacts

12ga Recursionshot

phaeton-flier

You chumps don't know about 65% more bullet per bullet spring system

everyluxoziatonce

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

skarchomp

an what if i dont give a fantastic fuck

dahppled

don't date anyone. stay committed to your tumblr blog instead

what do you say when there are no words left

#the saltiest potato chip #got some of the worst news i'll ever get tonight.#want to reach out to some of my friends but how do you even #wish i could reach out to my ex but where would that get me?#why is this happening. why why why why why

onlyhams

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

catgurltreats

Girl did you just quicksave

anpaneko

enki2

filthybonnet

As a curator, all these people saying museum are expensive...the one I work at is $3 to enter. But there are also plenty of free museums in my area. If you are saying museums are expensive you need to open your eyes to the world of museums beyond big institutional ones. There are so many small, historical houses, historical parks, little art galleries, out there that are free or have small fees. There are also museums that have free or discounted days. There are museums that offer student discounts, senior discounts, military discounts, museums that offer free or discounts if you have SNAP benefits.

Almost all museum memberships have reciprocal benefits. It's a little more up front, but if you become a member at one museum (It's usually like $50 for a year) you get a membership card and there's usually a list of other museums that card will get you into for free.

Also you can always sign up to be a volunteer. Then you can look at the stuff all the time for free. I got my start 10 years ago as a volunteer, fell in love and made it my career.

whetstonefires

also lots of public libraries keep a stock of free museum passes at the circulation desk for check out

mikkaeus

strongermonster

they’re opening up a new sister store in a different province and they asked me to do some email correspondence with my joint health and safety counterpart out there to help him get set up and run the team, but they warned me before hand that he was “notoriously difficult” so i was absolutely dreading this thinking “shit, he’s gonna be one of those guys who thinks taking direction is an insult to his masculinity and he’s gonna be rude and suck”

but it turns out he’s just really autistic and needs super clear direction + he writes his emails like a 1911 telegram. i LOVE this guy. i’ve never worked with someone who wrote so clearly and in such detail, and absorbs everything i say. plus whenever he gets an email he responds immediately with “received. response to follow. thank you.” top 10 coworkers of all time. top 5 even.