I'm not sad u r

Idk what I'm doing but I hope it's working. Is it?

[kermitgasm]

who up letting it linger

[harrytheehottie]

[kocurek1921-deactivated20260103]

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

[saruarchive]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[choked-up]

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

[xanderwithanx]

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

[metaangelz]

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

[dipterrah]

[dredsina]

Don't worry bro your ass is fat and everyone thinks the hand lotion in your guest bathroom smells nice

[kingrauru]

hey guys who wants to see a christmas decoration someone in my area put up

[kingrauru]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

Oh Shit it’s The Skunch

[xekstrin]

#youre a sort of unpleasant person mister skunch (via @noirandchocolate )

[dilfgomezaddams]

sometimes i have a Gender Panic but then i remember that i'm a lesbian and that my gender is in fact Also Lesbian and i relax

[krishnahare]

[blockberrycreative]

good morning bisexuals

[blockberrycreative]

good afternoon bisexuals

[blockberrycreative]

good night bisexuals

[gahdamnpunk]

[eilooxara]

I am currently dying from Not Enough Pillows

[theorydickie]

👅

[comradeorangutan]

criminalise golf

[tastefullyoffensive]

My kind of party. (via _cooper)

[dutchster]

Wait! there’s more!

this is the best thing ever

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

[helianthus-hellion]

fanny pack that says “please turn over”