nct as things that i’ve heard in high school
Taeyong: “Why do I always have to shake your salad? Don’t you have hands? Shake that veggie bonanza yourself.”
Jisung: “Yeah, I might be a freshman, but I have a bigger dick than you so shut the fuck up.”
Jaehyun: “These shoulders looking like a motherfucking tabletop, hell yea.”
Lucas: “I was so sexually frustrated in class that I basically humped the chair while the teacher was giving a lecture.”
Yuta: “Wait, the answer was a number?! I fucking wrote Alabama!!”
Winwin: “This milk tastes like cum.”
Someone asks, “How do you know?”
“Because I was sucking your man’s dick last night.”
Kun: “This some crusty ass lasagna.”
Mark: “Yo waddup Mrs._____, I hope your weekend was yeetingly yeet! Cause I’m feeling #blessed.”
Jaemin: “If I was a girl, I would have massive big dick energy. But lucky for me, I’m a guy with an actual big dick.”
Chenle: “You know what? I’m sick of you guys making fun of my laugh. If I want to be a fucking hyena, let me be a fucking hyena.”
Jeno: “They charged me ten dollars, for THIS SHITTY CROISSANT.”
Ten: “No homo or anything, but I’d suck that guy’s dick for free.”
Doyoung: “If that teacher sticks her stanky ass in front of my face one more time, I will kill a bitch.”
Taeil: “For the senior prank, I’m thinking of sticking condoms all over doorknobs. Could you imagine? Hey, Mike, sorry bro, but I can’t help with your pickle jar cause my hands lubey as fuck.”
Haechan: “You know, I walked in front of the mirror today and thought, damn. Why am I still not on America’s Next Top Model?”
Jungwoo: “Today, I went for the furry sub vibe.”
Renjun: “ I said. Fuck. Your. Chicken. STRIPS!”
Johnny: “Of course she’s attractive. You would fuck anything with two legs.”
