Not The Keller You Used To Know

Julian Keller, Hellion. I had the world in the palm of my hand, once. I don't even have hands anymore now. Least I still have my swag. [Slightly darker AU version of Marvel's Julian Keller/Hellion]

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What

What

Woah what.

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We’re not that bad.

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But you're---

Or you were uh

Babies. Screeching, pooping, wake-you-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night babies.

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What? You seriously thought you could contain your swag enough that you only have Little Me?

What

What

Woah what.

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Waaaait...

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23rdtry:

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He keeps saying no whenever I get close to him. Watch.

*takes a few steps closer, Kiden screams “no”*

See? 

Did you try to make him eat icky vegetables?

…Ah. Man. I’m sounding like a three year old.

*watches him, highly amused*

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*Waggles his eyebrows at her as Kiden wraps his little arms around his neck and he lifts him up into his arms.*

What'd mommy make you do? She take away your toys?

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Eh? Oh—-

Is he misbehaving again? I swear my genes have nothing to do with it >.>

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*unconvinced, yet slightly amused* He will not even allow me to touch him. Clearly your genes are not the issue.

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*Almost instinctively moves to cover his mouth with his hand to suppress a snicker, then realizes what he’s doing and stops himself mid-motion.*

And you figure he’s going to let me pick him up? Well…I can try at least.

*He leans down on one knee, opening his arms for the little guy to stumble into, grinning victoriously as he actually does so.*

Huh. Didn’t even have to break out the candy.

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He keeps saying no whenever I get close to him. Watch.

*takes a few steps closer, Kiden screams “no”*

See? 

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Did you try to make him eat icky vegetables?

...Ah. Man. I'm sounding like a three year old.

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Ay baybay~

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Not on your life, Keller.

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*Eyebrow waggle*

...

No?

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*grumbles* If I have to hear the word “no” one more time-

Julian, your son wants to be held. 

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Eh? Oh—-

Is he misbehaving again? I swear my genes have nothing to do with it >.>

[23rdtry-blog]

*unconvinced, yet slightly amused* He will not even allow me to touch him. Clearly your genes are not the issue.

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*Almost instinctively moves to cover his mouth with his hand to suppress a snicker, then realizes what he's doing and stops himself mid-motion.*

And you figure he's going to let me pick him up? Well...I can try at least.

*He leans down on one knee, opening his arms for the little guy to stumble into, grinning victoriously as he actually does so.*

Huh. Didn't even have to break out the candy.

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eloquentlionheart started following you

Ay baybay~

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*grumbles* If I have to hear the word “no” one more time-

Julian, your son wants to be held. 

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Eh? Oh---

Is he misbehaving again? I swear my genes have nothing to do with it >.>

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Oh, yeah? What all did I teach you?

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Flying, fine tuned teke motor skill, responsibility in using my mutations. You taught me a lot. 

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Woah. So, I get better at this being a dad thing?

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You will, with experience.

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But first I've gotta get through dirty diaper time, right?

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Oh, yeah? What all did I teach you?

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Flying, fine tuned teke motor skill, responsibility in using my mutations. You taught me a lot. 

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Woah. So, I get better at this being a dad thing?

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I had to get half of my swag from somewhere, right?

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Hah. Swag, runs in the genes. …That the only thing you inherited?

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Nah, I got the TK too.

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That’s awesome! 

I mean…

Should I be proud of that?

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By all means. You taught me a lot, I think that the pride is warranted.

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Oh, yeah? What all did I teach you?

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Huh. You wouldn’t happen to own some kinda pink scooter, would you?

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Motorcycle, but yeah.

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That's about all I can remember right now. Sorry, man.

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Art by WeddingBells3012 on DeviantArt. Really simple drawing, but I though that it worked very well.

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W H A T.

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cardsandcapers started following you

I’m supposed to remember you, right? Sorry, bit hazy. You look familiar though…

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Gambit.

Gam. Bit.

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Huh. You wouldn't happen to own some kinda pink scooter, would you?

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I had to get half of my swag from somewhere, right?

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Hah. Swag, runs in the genes. …That the only thing you inherited?

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Nah, I got the TK too.

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That's awesome! 

I mean...

Should I be proud of that?