Page of Peculiarity

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[sueloeffler]

Post-hysterectomy. My boyfriend and I joke that we now have party balloons as we won't have to them anymore. Ah, le romantisme de perdre ma virginité avec l'homme de ma vie ! Souhaitez-moi un prompt rétablissement ♡

[sueloeffler]

*Ignores incoming spam call to keep doing a little boogie to the House MD music.*

[arielmh]

David Dastmalchian

[goodsirs]

David Dastmalchian as Abner Krill in The Suicide Squad (2021) — dir. James Gunn

[sueloeffler]

He's like a Ben Burnley/Noel Fielding symbiote but way hotter.

[sueloeffler]

All I'm saying is if Shuffles had existed back when I was a high schooler...whew boy.

[arielmh]

Winky David to bless your dash 😘🖤

[sueloeffler]

I love this stinker.

[pineborly]

[sueloeffler]

Cheesecake is for lovers. Valentine's Day has never mattered to me and now it does. Many more things matter now to me. Strawberry flavored kisses and Nautica cologne, a beautiful laugh and bright hazel eyes matter to me the most. A thick New York accent to my Southern roots, a puppy dog to my selective and cautious cat. He's a bright ray of sun through my snow and clouds, a warm fireplace to my frost. I'm in love, in deep, which I never anticipated happening to me. Good God I'm in love.

[sueloeffler]

Me: 0

DILF Lover Accusations: 100

My boyfriend, 48

Pete Loeffler, 49

David Dastmalchian, 50

Kenneth Choi, 54

Michael Carbonaro (albeit childless), 48

Mark Tremonti, 51

Johnny Knoxville, 54

Ben Stiller, 60

[swann2swann]

It's me, I'm the girl

[sweeetestcurse]

David Dastmalchian as Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man 02/??

[sueloeffler]

😈

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Throwback 2004/05 ish picture of Petey!

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I wanna share a casket with him and cuddle him and tickle him and kiss him and rraaAAAAAAAAAA I wanna bite him !

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I'm so in love. Just needed to say that.