Sunshine Daisy

Are you sure that's a real spell?

[sufferingbuthappyaboutit]

Wouldn't it be so crazy if I just came out to my parents randomly on a spur of the moment decision? Yeah.... crazy...

[it-will-choke-on-me]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[sirobvious]

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

[sufferingbuthappyaboutit]

I know my blog is just a public diary at this point but what can I say? Anyways tonight is the first really bad night I've had with my ptsd in a while so

[who-runaway]

OKAY DEMIGODS, WAKE UP!! IT’S HERE!! IT’S FREAKIN HAPPENINGGG 😭😭

[imposterogers]

apparently robert pattinson’s trainors have been practically begging him to work out during quarantine and he has decided not to

[imposterogers]

his trainers: work out. PLEASE WORK OUT. you are batman. Work Out WORK OUT WORK OUT👏🏼👏🏼

rpat:

[guerrillatech]

"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"

[commumom]

[187o]

“I can barely conceive a type of beauty in which there is no melancholy.” ― Charles Baudelaire

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[yooterus-deactivated20220126]

"OHH you're following me, oUUhhh I didn't know that!"

[cowboy-garfield]

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you're having a stroke* thing when they stammer

[0v9]

I'm okay with being observed and perceived, but being interpreted is where I draw the fucking line

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the mortifying ordeal of being explicated

[leselfov]

The Secret of Moonacre

[sufferingbuthappyaboutit]

Here I am again just using tumblr as an online diary and venting place but oh well

[thegadaboutgirl]

Anyways, I like how in many recent horror films women’s pain / grief / suffering  isn’t used as this gratuitous torture-p*rn aspect of mens’ stories, but a wild, almost feral source of terror for those that wrong them. We’ve stopped being the victimized on screen and started being the monsters and I think that’s really brave and sexy of us.

[etirabys]

…i did not expect to be touched while skimming a reddit thread on fetish origin stories

[milooomilo]

that dudes fetish is called: being a loving and caring dude

[sufferingbuthappyaboutit]

Its probably really tiring to see but I mainly just use this app as a public diary when my life is shitty now

[gayvampiretown]

One day Edward gets a call from Jacob and he’s like “DUDE TURN ON GHOST ADVENTURES RIGHT NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU” and they’re in an old “haunted” Chicago hospital and Zak Bagans says “one of the victims of the Spanish influenza was a seventeen year old boy named Edward who disappeared with no trace one day. Will we come into contact with his spirit tonight?” And Edward of course has to sit down and watch the whole thing and every time they hear anything they’re like “EDWARD? IS THAT YOU?” And Edward just yells at the screen “YEAH, MAYBE”

The family eventually gets a whiteboard to keep track of how many times they’ve each been featured on a ghost hunting show. Alice is in the lead.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

The Twilight Renaissance is not what I expected in 2019 but you know what? Fine.

[fieryartemispublications]

You know the amount of shit that people come up with on this site about Twilight just makes me realize how robbed we were of its potential.

Think of it. Instead of Bella and Edward’s shitty romance, we could’ve had a story about the new girl in town realizing that her new neighbors being vampires is the least weird thing about them.