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I want this type of relationship cherrychubz

a fantasy i keep coming back to is someone starting to gain because they want their tits to grow but as the weight piles on it settles anywhere but their chest. walking around with a pile of soft dough on their middle and dimples on their ass and their tits are still itty bitty. they get teased and poked, hands grabbing their wobbly bits, getting called a "a poor thing" in mocking tones when the hands reach their tits and theres oh so little to grab. their lip quivers when they shove more calorie dense food into their mouth, not losing hope to grow a bra size before another chin.

bluejay-makes

Elf yuri cleansing your timeline of curses

bvttrswyt

commission ^_^ 🍰

biggwomen

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spring-maidens

pinup of the big cats princess abbi for @fawnduu <3

bumblebeebats

My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

bumblebeebats

Nay, verily... I have noted the position of the stars, and determined rather that The Beast Hungers... for her nightly plate of wet food

bumblebeebats

@calamitytrios @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey The people have spoken

Behold, The Beast

stonesense

i always forget that fenris is a mercenary in general, presumably as well as what he does with hawke. how offended do you think the party acts when he’s busy with a different job

stonesense

PLEASE let there have been a job where hawke got hired to attack some place and fenris got hired to guard it and hawke is like “we aren’t seriously doing this are we” and fenris is like “does my word to my employer mean nothing to you” and hawke is like “really” and fenris is like “do the two sovereigns i am getting for this job mean nothing to you”

laerugo

#da2 is literally the best b/c they're a bunch of dried up 30+ year olds with a regular bar spot #and problems that scale from stupid to state warfare (via @pendwick)

selennes

I have never considered this! 😂

encouraginggluttony-deactivated

Here are some fattening recipes to try!! The oatmeal squares are 900cal a square, and the lemon “pound” cake is about 550 per slice!! 😋

Below are also some easy chocolate chip cookie and cake recipes to try. Also my personal favorite bread recipe that is literally set and forget!

If someone wants to figure out the macros for the calories in each that would be amazing! Hope you enjoy 😊🤍

whitealbum

when you see the words girlhood girlie pop girl’s girl female experience and you immediately know you’re about to see something so completely unrelatable that it makes you feel like you’re on a different planet

cliffsecord

midwestemogirlfriend

stuckinapril

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

leidensygdom

PCOS update: as I'm trying to come to terms with it and how, uh, it's shaped a lot of my experiences, I've also been trying to find some resources for managing it to a degree. So far I've found:

An infinite amount of resources talking about how you can still get pregnant with it and how I shouldn't be an impediment to that even if you have higher risk of complications (useful for people who want to pursue that, but I'm surely adoption could've been mentioned at some point??)

300000 resources about managing your excess hair and talking about the absolutely harrowing experience of being "a hairy woman". Quite a lot about "Laser hair removal is a MUST!!!"

About a similar amount of articles talking about how to manage your acne

I found a neat study talking about how people with PCOS tend to have lower voices due to the effects of higher T. I thought the study would mention that, being a rather prevalent thing with PCOS, it could be used for diagnosis. Instead, it goes into "EARLY PCOS DETECTION IS IMPORTANT SO WE CAN PREVENT TEENS FROM GOING THROUGH IRREVERSIBLE VOICE VIRILIZATION!!!"

Exactly 0 articles talking about pain management or how to handle the whole "bleeding for 30 days in a row and the consequent anemia that results from that"

I'm not sure how to put this nicely but it's kinda, uh, interesting to see how PCOS resources all cycle back to have people conforming to a very narrow idea of womanhood instead of maybe even remotely trying to help out with the chronic pain stemming from it (even more jarring as a nb person :''))

figged-newtons

beautiful transparent fat pink bitch squad for all your transparent fat pink bitch squad needs 💕

hatred

I hate Crocs.

butchhatred

This post is so fucking funny to me. This is just a pic with a pile of croc shoes crossed out red with the title “I hate Crocs.” OP posted this in 2008 and never posted anything else, we don’t know anything else about them. OP’s URL is the word hatred and nothing else. For some reason however, their url did not get added a “-blog” suffix that the change in 2016 brought (maybe because this was made in 2008 but still. What if someone wants their URL? :( ) Truly the post of all time.

bogleech

And Crocs were still a recent “fad” at the time but 16 years later they are still here. The post failed completely to stop them. Op lost :(

hellsitegenetics

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