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@sugardandy
What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house
Shes my landlord
You’ve heard of Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. Now get ready for New Enemies Junior Cat Battleground.
hate when people say “look at me when im talking to you” like… first of all im autistic, secondly youre ugly.
“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”
me:
The Infinity Saga (2008-2019)
If I don’t recieve validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust
Regardless of your gender you can fuck a Pool noodle
great news everyone
im noodsexual
Tony Stark would kill the met gala every year you can’t convince me otherwise
this is hands down the funniest thing i have ever read in my life like i don’t watch marvel movies but isn’t he the guy who wears a suit all the time thats basically elon musk
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged
never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight
EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE
HIS NAME IS SLUUUMPY
Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…
… goddammit, I don’t really have a choice here, do I. I need this sad flamingo butt in my life.
BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY
crocodile family 🐊
wHAT
of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12