The Real Gaelic Warrior

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆ Premedical Biology and ACS Chemistry dual degree with a Math Minor at Western Carolina University I love my fish, warm blankets, and never seeing another human being ever again

[myinnerlandscape]

[fuzzypetal]

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

[saltymommie]

Shes my landlord

[pope-goodvibes]

[sklittles]

[atmariderjojo]

[theworstinpeople]

You’ve heard of Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. Now get ready for New Enemies Junior Cat Battleground.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[krispiecake]

hate when people say “look at me when im talking to you” like… first of all im autistic, secondly youre ugly.

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[678i0u]

The Infinity Saga (2008-2019)

[hungwy]

If I don’t recieve validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Regardless of your gender you can fuck a Pool noodle

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

great news everyone

[sugardandy]

im noodsexual

[crewhonk]

Tony Stark would kill the met gala every year you can’t convince me otherwise

[bisexualcordelia-deactivated201]

this is hands down the funniest thing i have ever read in my life like i don’t watch marvel movies but isn’t he the guy who wears a suit all the time thats basically elon musk

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

YEEHAW

Requested by @marassagirl. @portaltwo, hope you don’t mind!

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[bunjywunjy]

EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE

[bunjywunjy]

HIS NAME IS SLUUUMPY

[bunjywunjy]

Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…

[bunjywunjy]

… goddammit, I don’t really have a choice here, do I. I need this sad flamingo butt in my life.

[bunjywunjy]

BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY

[sylvanianfamilieslove]

crocodile family 🐊

[so-sobek]

wHAT

[ruinedchildhood]

[greelin]

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12