When A Crocodile God Just Goes "Nope"

And saves your ass from bad peer-pressured decisions | Witchcraft sideblog | She/Her | current deities: Sobek, Bast | current daemons: Hida & Myrel

[aboutoriginality]

[creature-wizard]

The reason people are told "mundane before magic" is so they remember to do things like check whether they've got mold or carbon monoxide in their house before they decide the problem is a malevolent spirit, find out whether their health problems have a treatable medical cause before deciding they're cursed, and make sure they have a mechanic check their car once they hear funny noises instead of just casting a safety spell on it and calling it good. People get hurt if they neglect the mundane.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

The Beast, traditional ink and paint by Koshchei.mrtl

[bluegoldfaerie]

believe it or not, wikipedia can be an excellent place to learn about various topics in witchcraft (or anything really). you can find every festival, every religious practice, the history of any culture, and it lists the sources at the end of the article that you can check out. it's not the perfect place for learning but it's certainly a very good start and it's easy to fall down a rabbit hole of learning all sorts of topics. it will teach you so, so much better than any AI. it's made by actual humans and not just spitting out personalized garbage.

[illufinch]

hot croc bun

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[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

op i hope you know croc bun is a real thing in indonesia, here are some pictures

theyre usually made for big events like weddings!

[orcboxer]

ROTI BUAYA MY BELOVED

[anxietyproblem]

[space-queen]

witches who support modern medicine 2026 🩺🧪

[isuggestdemonsummoning-deactiva]

The truth is that if you ever want to advance your practice you need to learn about a lot more than witchcraft. world religions, politics, history, and especially the history of persecution are great places to start. True power comes from knowing the world and how you fit into it. A lot of people only care about the magic part of witchcraft when the learning and researching part is wayyy more important.

You also need skills other than witchcraft. There's botany, since gathering your own plants for spells is an easy way to advance. Reading comprehension is extremely important, every witch should be able to read and understand books like the bible. You need to be skilled in at least one form of creation, wether its cooking, baking, drawing, writing, whittling, literally any skill were you make something. The Act of Creation is extremely powerful and spiritual, and you need to understand how to make something before you learn how to break it.

If you want to advance your craft, you have to advance yourself. Also, its impossible to advance in your craft or your life if your not being honest with yourself. Life is a preformance, but you need to preform only for yourself. You are your own audience, critic, and fan. I feel like there is a epidemic of people who only react to the world instead of acting in the world.

You are how the universe perceives itself, you actively change the universe with your mindset and perspective. I feel like we all have this learned helplessness that we need to follow the path that is expected of us, when Witchcraft is about being the harbinger of chaos. You need to quit listening to people, question literally everything from the politicans to the stars and to the god. The purpose of life is to control the self and by extension the world around you. How can you do that when you are being controlled by something else.

Everyone is always learning, and there is no shame in not being there yet. But, so much of modern witchcraft is so zoomed in that most people don't realize the power you are capable of.

[thekidsfromyestergay]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:

THE AI BUBBLE WILL POP

I WILL WATCH THE DEATH OF AI

ALL TECH COMPANIES WILL GO BANKRUPT

I WILL OUTLIVE ALL CEO'S

THE WORLD WILL FORGET ABOUT AI

[thebrownbabywitchisback]

Do not buy bay leaves at a spiritual/new age store. Just get them at the grocery store.

[hagoftheholler]

This also goes for many other herbs. Lots of these herbs fancy spiritual stores are selling are overpriced. You can find most common herbs at the grocery store for cheaper.

[crazycatsiren]

Even the "rare" ones can be found in bulk for reasonable prices at herb/spice specialty shops.

[thevirginwitch]

I literally found lavender, in bulk, at my local health-food store the other day. Paid $0.50 for half an ounce (which is literally all I needed), meanwhile you have to pay upwards of $20 just for a bag of lavender at places like Amazon. Don't get scammed, folks.

[invisible-goats]

if you're in the uk use buywholefoodsonline.com if you can't find stuff in person. so fucking cheap and they have Everything

[ultrainfinitepit]

Claude ⭐

[dontlistentothemmoose]

[weirdnessdk]

Yeah! Looking forward to see what happens this year!!!!!

[vikings-til-valhalla]

🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year!🎶

[angelbabymikaa]

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🕯️ you will see trump dead or behind bars 🕯️

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[transmechanicus]

SILENCE TRANSPHOBE

[arcsigils2]

SILENCE TRANSPHOBE

[ptah-ikemi-ka]

ngl this is still one of my best sigils to date and it looks So Right. I dont think I can make a different sigil fo SILENCE TRANSPHOBE and get something as fierce as this. Like this is Cunt. I love this.

[naamahdarling]

It absolutely fucks. I will definitely be using it often.

[magnetoxo]

Brb painting this in my jacket

[magnetoxo]

update: did it!!

[arcsigils2]

Ayyyy

[breelandwalker]

You have been visited by the Badger of Executive Function!

May this tenacious beastie grant you the strength to break through whatever is holding you back from completing that important task you've been meaning to get to, and the energy and motivation to

Do The Fucking Thing.

[berensreverie]

Sobek

[best-bird-tournament]

Afrotropical-Palearctic clade of starlings (Sturnidae) - round 2

Which is the best bird?

Violet-backed starling

Hildebrandt's starling

Voting ended onOct 16, 2025