I Have Notes

Thoughts and musings

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The best part of Below Deck Down Under Season 4 is anytime the whole crew is being ridiculous and dramatic and then the camera just cuts to Betul, working hard, existing, meow singing.

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I really hate when people tell me it could be worse. I'm well aware that it could be worse. It could be a lot fucking better too, Asshat.

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Please continue airing your drama on FB Marketplace 🍿🍷

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Took the kids to JC Penney

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Today I realized it's "Cup Noodles" not "Cup of Noodles" and it just feels... odd. Also, I can't decide how I feel about these flavors, they may be on to something or they may be terrible

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So when I was a kid probably like 11, my parents and my brother were fighting, probably about church and my brother got pissed and left, he was probably 15ish. Awhile later we got a call, I answered the phone of course, and some guy, I'm guessing one of his stupid ass friends is like "Have you ever noticed that Mormon and moron practically sound the same? Think about that for a minute BITCH" And then hung up. And the gusto that he put on the word bitch was like BiiTTTCCHH. Then exactly a minute later the phone rings again, I don't want to answer because I figure it's another call like that but my mom makes me because it could be my bro and she needs to yell at him (my parents are deaf so I had to answer the phone). It's the same kid being like "Did you think about it?" I just hung up, but I really wish I had been like "You just called an 11 year old a bitch for answering the phone, you know my ass doesn't get to choose what church I go to." Anyway, that incident lives rent free in my mind. Like why was I a bitch? I was 11

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AITA for not letting my kitten play in the dryer?

I, 42(f) have had my kitten 9mos(f) for about 7 months, we'll call her Starla. Ever since she's been big enough, she has loved to jump on top of my washing machine and just chill with her brother 12(m) who we'll call Pablo. I have a stacked top load washer and dryer unit so there is this cozy little alcove where they always sit, I am fine with this, as long as they aren't in the way when I am doing laundry.

Lately however, Starla has been jumping up on the washer when I am trying to move laundry to and from the dryer, she stands up on her little hind legs and peeks into the dryer. I always pick her up and gently move her and tell her "Dryers aren't for kitties".

Starla says I am discriminating her, dryers are for everyone, and I just don't want her to be in a warm soft space. I told her I don't want to not know she's in there and accidentally start the dryer, because I love her and I want her to live forever, to which Starla replied I worry too much and she can do whatever she wants. I moved her from the dryer again this morning and now she is sulking in the spare bedroom and not speaking to me. Pablo says I should just go ahead and put her in the dryer and close the door for awhile so he can have some peace and quiet and maybe she'll learn her lesson. So, AITA for not letting my kitten play in the dryer?

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Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

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Thank you Layla for talking to Jessi in the car. Layla is a real one

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Live tweeting the DWTS season premiere in my notes app

Corey Feldman is so fucking skeevy

Why does Emma always get paired with old dudes who are sentimental favorites?

How much do you want to bet Jen Affleck

is going to have a Chip n Dales inspired dance at some point?

I'm Dylan. You might know me from being Zac Effeon's brother

Omg Dylan is adorable though

It's probably nice for Daniella to be partnered with someone who is not 3x her size

I low-key want Elaine to do the dance from Romy and Michelle

Alan is just a ball of sunshine

Whitney doesn't even look like herself. I wouldn't even know it was her if I didn't know it was her

Robert Irwin is criminally hot in this underwear commercial

Oh Demi really sitting next to Taylor

Ok Mark Ballas with the cuuurrrrrllllls

Ok but Whitney actually looks amazing though, she's talented 😒

I wonder how awkward it is for Sasha and Emma to see each other at work all the time

Hello Baron Davis, that's a dazzling smile 👀

Joey should not have won last season with that underwhelming tennis dance

New season of Mormon Wives November 13!

IDK who Alix is, but she's with Val so she will go far

Those firework graphics in the background look like boobs

Alix is pretty good though

Omg Andy Richiter just smiling in the background 🫶🏻

Okaaaay Scott

Topangggaaaa

My coworker told me today that she knew she was gay because of Topanga. I told her I knew I was straight because of Shawn

Jen literally just gave birth

Jen is adorable. Her little faces

I feel bad for Jenna getting stuck with nasty Corey

Lauren should do well this season

Thinking about how glad I am that Tyra is no longer hosting

Ok Andy is a little better than I thought, and he's enthusiastic. He'd better last longer than Corey

The Baldwins first stop on Alec's return to respectability

I remember when Bindi won 🥹

Good kicks and flicks for week 1

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Introvert nightmare: grocery store employees are picketing, but your pharmacy is in the grocery store 😬😬😬

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Something tells me that Layla is not fond of the truth boxes. Every time someone announces they are doing one, she looks like someone is showing her unedited photos of a prolapsed bootyhole

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Customer: (After their purchase is complete) Can I get a bag?

Me: Bags are 10 cents, also they're paper and it's raining

Customer: Seriously? Even at the gas station

Me: It's been two years...

Customer: This state sucks

Me: I like it here

Customer: I'm moving to Florida

Me : Nooooo, please don't gooooo

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If you're going to bitch that you got a talkin' to for "unintentionally" misgendering a coworker, while continuing to misgender them, I don't believe it was unintentional, you'll get no sympathy from me, and I hope next time you get in real trouble

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Gene Simmons guest judging DWTS gave me the ick